you know when you open the oven after you preheat it and all that heat comes out?

 that is dababy.
he opened the oven and his little ass fell tf in.
you know when you’re in that “idc” phase,
your adrenaline is pumping with massive amounts of “no fucks to give”.
once it (and you) start to come down,
you start seeing how much land that you burned.
i loved this pr apology that he posted on his ig:

 

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because anyone with common sense knows he didn’t formulate those sentences.

right after dababy posted that,
he started to see how much he actually scorched in his nonsense…

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coincidence?
probably.
it’s how funny we can foreshadow scandals before they happen.
dababy shot the video for “giving what it supposed to give” before he told folks:

“If you didn’t show up today with HIV, AIDS, any of them deadly sexually transmitted diseases that’ll make you die in two, three weeks, then put your cellphone light up.”

my mind is still blown that he said that nonsense.
in the song,
he said…

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it’s crazy how you can be a decent person,
be respectful to everyone,
but if some pineapples find out you’re gay then you’re auto-canceled.
ever since boosie saw a male getting drilled in jail,
he has an extreme bitterness for anyone who is gay.
he didn’t mind his business then and he damn sure ain’t minding it now.
so apparently and allegedly,
lil nas x said he wanted to perform naked for charity?
in defense of dababy,
boosie went all the way off on lnx too…

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at some point,
we have to accept:

MOST RAPPERS ARE LOW HANGING FRUIT

many of them aren’t cultured or educated.
they’re heavy on the raggamuffin and only think with their dicks and wallets.
a majority of them aren’t smart and full-blown liabilities.
it puzzles me why vixens get bred by them tbh.
those hoes go on to become influencers.
like,
she’s getting paid 80k an appearance cause she let a rapper(s) dump in her?
make it make sense.
i enjoyed dababy‘s music but let’s not act like he is a member of oprah’s master class.
in his “let’s turn all the way up” hype speech at rolling loud,
he decided to call out those with hiv and “males suckin dick in the parking lot”…

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one of my best friends,
spicy,
has been trying to get me into tyler perry’s “sistas” on bet.
tyler perry is cool,
but he isn’t my particular flavor when it comes to entertainment.
i’ll be honest with you,
i only wanted to tune into the show because:

The cast of vixens on the show are all really beautiful
Tyler casts fine wolves to be the love interests/eye candy
The sex scenes have been…

so i’ve been sniffing around with interest.
of course,
tyler shows me why he needs a…
well,
you know.
in a recent episode,
two of the characters broke up and this is what got ya’ll dragging him out here…

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when pretty folks or “those who should know better” do dumb shit,
we often forget that they are human.
no matter how many muscles we have,
or make “you can do it!” tweets,
there can be legit monsters living underneath.
christian burton,
a member of the little rock fire department in arkansas,
had the bawdy and the “you can do it!” ig videos:

 

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could end up allegedly doing this…

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