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so the “i didn’t contract monkeypox through sex” stories are here (no seriously, in here)

can we handle another pandemonium?
i’m not talking about money but more about our mental health.
the country is on the brink of collapse because of the damage from the rona.
the monkeypox wants to be the final nail.
so apparently,
folks are saying they didn’t catch monkeypox from sex.
we have josh,
a flight attendant,
saying he got it from either dirty sheets at a hotel or another flight attendant…

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so who is throwing jocelyn savage a baby shower for r. kelly?!

i’m trying to give this sad she-jackal and fiance of r. kelly,
jocelyn savage,
some kind of grace but she makes it hard.
BOY,
DOES SHE MAKE IT HARD.
she was young when she got wrapped up but i’m sorry…

This young idiot gal needs to get her shit together.

she is committed to being a parakeet and its so sad to witness.
any other vixen would run once her hyena was accused of the heinous.
nope because she is allegedly pregnant…

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donald trump is the (alleged) spy who continues to shag america?

i’ve been hearing people missing trump as president.
people who didn’t support him before suddenly miss him.
they think things would be better than how they are with biden.
even though i think biden isn’t great,
i guess i’m the only one who remembers the dark days of trump’s reign.
i find these new switch-ups interesting because i have to wonder…