Legs and thighs.

it’s why i love justin slayer’s movies so much.
he was the first (and only?) 00s straight porn wolves i liked watching.
tbh,
as amazing as his stroke resume was,
i loved watching his lower half in action.
he knew all the power was in the legs and thighs,
while makin’ sure to twerk that big tail of his.

Sidebar: someone said males twerk while having sex and I can’t un-think it.

i’ve heard many gay males only want to see gay males smash.

I don’t discriminate on who gets me off in that moment.

the sexier; the better.
even though there was a lot of talking,
i could not stop looking at…

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Fontin’ of the Olympics…

if you’re one of The Foxhole,
i know you have a knack for spotting someone fine from a mile away.
some of us are so good,
we can tell by the back of someone’s head if they’re going to be handsome.
we have super powers,
didn’t ya know?
some of you spotted this track star baller wolf right at the start of the olympics.

my tail was up and my own foxhole was vibrating.
i definitely wanted to know who tf he was too.
have no fear because jamari fox is here…

I’m not even gonna hold you but he has some big bunz.

sometimes,
you can’t always tell when a male has nice cheeks when he is wearing pants.
kendall washington from love island fame is one of those types.

we fonted about him ( x and that tail of his ) the other day.

i never got the point of outing someone over something petty,
but outing someone you supposedly loved and trusted?

That’s next-level betrayal.

kendall addressed his outing on his IG stories…

This doesn’t help the rumor that DL males use white vixens as a cover

back in the days before social media,
anyone who was about to be in the spotlight got a clean sweep.
a team of special agents would get all of their scandals under control.
some scandals even involving murders.
these days,
any regula degula could get their 15 minutes of fame.
that means no special agents to wash their dirty laundry.
the F-BI scored an alleged hole in one with this reality star.
“hole” being the operative word…

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quiet as kept,
a lot of straight males are a #fingersinthebootyassbitch.
let’s not shame straight males for discovering the pleasure of a milked prostate.
once a finger goes in and they have the hardest orgasm of their life,
the toes curl and eyes roll in the back of their heads,
you could as well forget it going forward.

“Baby,
can we do that…
thing…
we did the other night.
You know that thing you did to me?
Can we do that thing again?
Please,
baby,
I’ll take out the trash tomorrow.”

the following acting wolf has become a #fingersinthebootyassbitch too…

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i always font that the final card you can play in the attentionisto forest is an OF.
once that card hits the table,
it’s a wrap.
that is their new career along with a side of escorting.
that’s if they aren’t homophobic and dull.
i’ve noticed that many attentionistos think backwards.
they want to be like kim kardashian and how she came…
on the scene.
they think they can drop the nudes first and the fame comes after.
what they fail to realize is:

That is pretty much end game once the fantasy has been revealed.

let’s take this gorgeous but attentionisto hybrid…

as an example for today’s font-versation…

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