Category: WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF?
it ends with lawsuits and possible gossip girl revivals

God,
what a way to shred your iconic character.
this entire press tour for that movie is when i said:
serena,
have you gone mad?
this movie is about DV and you’re grifting hair products.
not only that,
she had drinks including one named after the DV character.
that location share shit was what sealed the deal for me too.
it sounded so unserious.
so if some shit was to go down about my last living situation,
and i had to give up my phone,
the police would see:
that shit was a hot topic in my text messages with various people.
not only that,
i had documents saved and conversations recorded.
last night,
i went down the deep dive of blake lively/justin baldoni drama.
won’t even hold you but i read a majority of the texts,
watched videos of people covering the case,
and everything is a big yikes but i do have a question…
he couldn’t find a sitter so he could have sex off grindr

he looks ultra dusty.
yuck.
ain’t no amount of horny in the forests…
ya’ll have sent me some disturbing shit in my Foxhole,
but this one took the whole cake for me.
i always wonder what goes on in people’s homes.
they may look great on the outside,
but sometimes,
we are surrounded by real monsters.
this includes males we meet off sites for sex to host in their homes.
we don’t know who they dun’ killed up in their homes,
or if they gonna kill us in their homes.
^that one dust bunny hyena up there to wanted to fuck so bad off grindr…
are we headed into a civil war with ICE pretty soon or…?

why don’t they just start the civil war they’ve been hinting?
this is what they want and they are inching slowly towards it.
…cause this is getting ridiculous but i’m not surprised anymore.
maybe,
i’m desensitized to all this bullshit going on nowadays?
i hate to be that person butttttttttttttttttt…
everyone seems okay complaining about all that’s happening,
and 50 others come through with excuses trying to overwrite facts,
so whats even the point of stressing out anymore?

i don’t know about you but i knew the ICE hunters would not stop at renee good.
in my opinion:
she was the test/the experiment.
the test/experiment was if that ICE hyena got away with killing her,
that means they would be allowed to kill anyone else.
so just like i thought,
nothing happened and the forests were angrily moving on to the next trauma bond,
but then this happened this morning in minnesota.
another ICE hyena and another US citizen…
we hooked up, we were amazing in bed, and he blocked me after (halp!)

this whole culture of:
“we hooked up and now i blocked you on grindr/jack’d/sniffies/whatever else”…
…Foxhole,
i keep fonting that this current hook up culture is for the morons.
i see why so many of us are single and the straights of gen z are sexless.
we claim we want to be in relationships but we meet potentials but fuck first; ask questions later.
so because we didn’t communicate what we actually wanted,
we default to the block on where we met em.
not even because it was scary or weird either.
just someone who found us attractive and wanted to know more after.
yup!
that’ll teach em!

like,
really think about it:
we are blocking people after one hook up,
even if the connection went really well.
are we stupid?
i saw a post on reddit and felt empathy over the situation.
it went like this…
she thought because i’m gay, i was a gay metal detector too

some vixens drive me crazy with this shit…
so as you know,
or didn’t,
i was displaced out of my home of over 15+ years.
i’m in a whole new forest,
temporarily(?),
as i get back on all my paws.
Foxhole:
the males here are FINE.
we will font about them when i start mingling.
i don’t want to shit where i eat buttttttttttttt:
ima be strategic with my mouth and hole.

anyhoo,
a vixen started talking to me yesterday and was filling me in.
so there is a gay male that is really poppin’ on socials here.
so she gonna ask me if the males in his videos are also gay.
strike 1
so i said i don’t know,
and even if i did,
that’s not my story to tell.
this is what she gonna say to me in response…
delivering my cheeks to @mistamanny_ front door was all i need to do!?

going to someone door,
laying on the floor like you’re at a sex party,
with your tail up in the air might work for some in the past.
that doesn’t mean that works for others.
in my head,
some gay jackals are too horny for their own good.
males in general can be too horny for their own goods…
…but when you go out of your way to cause chaos to someone else’s boundaries?

i saw a video where a gay jackal was at @mistamanny_ door,
on the nasty ass ground,
with his tail up in the air for a package to be put inside it…




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