WHEN I SAY I WAS "LMAO" Archives | Page 95 of 103

Kris Humphries Throws Basketball at Kim Kardashian!

Been a busy day my Wolves and Foxes…
but a Vixen sent me this in email and I had to share…

Continue reading “Kris Humphries Throws Basketball at Kim Kardashian!” →

So I Would Be The Fox To Die First…

I know Halloween is over with this entry…
but do I look like I give a damn?

I am a big Halloween buff.
Not the holiday, but the actual movie franchise.

Michael Myers, like Jesus, is my homeboy.
He is the only one I know who can walk,
while you are running,
and still manage catch up with your out of breath ass.
And with enough energy, choke the living shit out of you.
He was smooth lol

Anyway, I saw this video just now and damn near fell out laughing…

Continue reading “So I Would Be The Fox To Die First…” →

Kim Kardashian Files For… Ahh Hell, You Guessed It.

Kim Kardashian will file for divorce this morning, after 72 days of not-so-wedded bliss to Kris Humphries … TMZ has learned.

We’re told even though the marriage was short, she will not seek an annulment. It’s a garden variety divorce, in which Kim cites “irreconcilable differences.”

We’re told the date of separation is listed as today, Oct. 31, 2011.

Kim has hired disso-queen Laura Wasser, who has repped the likes of Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, and Robyn Gibson, Mel’s almost ex-wife.

As we first reported, the couple has a prenuptial agreement … Kim made sure of that.

Rumors of a split had been swirling for some time and the two were spotted out to dinner earlier this week … looking less than pleased with one another.

The couple was married on August 20 in a lavish ceremony in Montecito, CA. There are reports that the wedding cost as much as $10 mil, which means $138,888 for every day until today.