Yung Joc Has A Smurf Penis

Meet me in the trap…
It’s going down.

Uh, negative.

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Kim Kardashian Stay Getting Fucked… Literally.

MediaTakeOut.com woke up this morning and was SHOCKED with what we found. A NEKKID pic of Kanye West .. .. giving BACKSHOTS to a CELEBRITY!!!

We confirmed that the pic is indeed AUTHENTIC. And the woman in the pic . . . well we ain’t just yet. But let’s just say that when you find out WHO it is that Kanye was FREAKIN OFF . . . you’re jaw will fall ALL THE WAY TO THE FLOOR!!!

We’ll reveal shortly . . . Developing . . .

I thiiiiiiiiiiiiiink… I know who is responsible for this joint…

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The Tail of Jamari’s First Date

First dates.

That is a phrase most of us haven’t heard in a while.
Some of ya’ll: NEVER.

“A date? wtf is that?”

You have to make sure you look good, find the right fit,
and lastly – wonder if he was impressive enough to give him some of that ripe booty.

Wolves and Foxes don’t date anymore.
We kind of just fuck our way into things.
No going to a low-key restaurant and getting to know each other.
Maybe even go grab drinks at a sports bar and talk.
It is date at the crib, boil some sausages, and then deep throat the Wolf’s other sausage.
You know how it goes these days.