Category: WHEN I SAY I WAS “LMAO”
I Can Hear Evelyn Zipping Up That Louis Luggage Now.
New England Patriots wide receiver Chad Ochocinco agreed to restructure his contract for the coming season, lowering his base salary to $1 million from the $3 million he had been scheduled to earn, according to a league source.
The restructured deal ensures that Ochocinco will be returning to Patriots training camp this summer.
The paperwork on the contract is expected to be turned in to the NFL Players Association this week.
Ochocinco, 34, struggled in his first season with the Patriots after being acquired in a trade with theCincinnati Bengals, catching just 15 passes for 276 yards and a touchdown.
The Patriots have added many new faces at the receiver position this offseason too, agreeing to deals with Brandon Lloyd, Donte’ Stallworth andAnthony Gonzalez. Deion Branch agreed to a one-year deal to return and Wes Welker received the team’s franchise tag.
SAY WHAT?!
After he pays his taxes, agent fees and child support he will be……broke.
Evelyn better start searching for a new come-up because I can see that Maserati he got her heading right to the tow lot.
Then people do not like her character at this point? Star Jones up in her ass and Jennifer becoming the break out star.
WOW… how the mighty start to fall.
She better go feed the homeless or save a cat from a tree.
See Ev, being an EVIL bitch doesn’t really prosper after all.
I Am In Tears (Faded?)
I did this for the Fox who sent me an email.
He wanted me to throw this up as an entry.
I was not going to, but I felt everyone needed a laugh this early morning.
Ya know…
I have been in and out of studios for the last couple weeks.
I know some people who can hook me up with a hot track if I wanted.
You don’t see me getting my ass on the mic though.
I be TEMPTED to drop a hot 1, 2 for ya’ll asses.
But, the world does not need to hear my classically trained voice.
(cough)
This right here…
Is a hot fucking mess…
Someone Get The Butter To Grease Those Thighs!
I know ya’ll about to tell me I’m about to go to hell.
Well according to the Bible since I fuck men I’m going there anyway…
But seriously, this had me rolling at 11am….
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SECRET EXTRA COMMERIALS FROM MARY J. BLIGE
Anyone remember this tragedy?
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XukHU8y5GRQ]
She is still trying to live this down.
I hear she is looking into real estate in Saudi Arabia.
Well she better move fast…
someone just sent a Fox more leaked commercials she did for Burger King…
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So Prodigy’s Favorite Position in Jail is “Mobb Deep”?
Well, MTO did come through for this story.
Prodigy and Havoc are having a lovers spat…
all over Twitter.
Prodigy has been cheating on Havoc with Big Bubba in Cell Block D.
Havoc is MAD!
I wonder who will get the silverware?…
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