Category: WHEN I SAY I WAS “LMAO”
Whose Ready To See Ochocinco’s Peen Picture?

it was a about time.
i was expecting a sex tape.
guess i lost that bet with myself.
some jump off allegedly leaked the picture during a showdown with evelyn on twitter.
evelyn was throwing dirt at her,
so the jump off proved she was about that life.
that “ocho” pipe….
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The New Elmo Accuser Is Revealed And…

wait for it.
wait for it.
ready?…
his name is cecil singleton.
Confused Wolf Got Me To Do Something I Haven’t Done In A While On Webcam…

confused wolf has been talking to me every day for the last month.
he was worried about me and did his usual flirting/over-protective bit.
i think we are married in his head.
anyway, he sent me a show in an email today and demanded i watch it with him on oovoo.
i literally couldn’t breathe i was laughing so hard.
all i kept saying was “wtf???“…
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You Should Get Inside Just-in Beaver Tonight

what.
the.
hell?
there is a sex doll of justin bieber that is selling out the stores fast.
i would ask the obvious question,
but i think the man may slap me across my head…
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The Way The Escort’s Water Balloon Booty Cheeks Light Up A Room…

looks like certain someone had a nice photo shoot in a seedy motel!…
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“So Mi Naw Mek Nuh Bwoy Tun Mi Inna Freak”…. (The Curry-Ann Remix)

can i say i love my carribean foxes/wolves/and hybrids?
only they would understand this humor below…
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