donnie mcClurkin thought because he was a born again “straight”,
he could sit around.
grab his crotch,
and talk shit about “us”.
well well well donnie learned today.
he got his “born again straight” ass uninvited to perform at the mlk march.
a case of “you can’t sit with us”?…

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“i’m going to teach you how to twerk!”
oh not me.
i’m not crazy.
this fox… queen… wolf has a twerkin’ lesson for
wolves to know how he rides pipe
the vixens out there who may not know how.
what a nice fox… queen… wolf to do this…

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when he says “don’t come in my room”,
he means it…

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you know it’s bad when you get fired as a pastor.
you know it’s worse when you get fired as a pastor going to a rick ross concert.
lord help him.
literally…

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i had a feeling erica mena and k michelle would get into it.
it would make for some excellent monday night fall ratchetry, right?
well they gave us a quick preview of what maybe to come on twitter…

Continue reading “K Michelle Is An Elephant and Erica Mena Is A Fly.” →

drake and pastor mase meet up at the ovo festival in toronto over the weekend.
they are talkin about collaborating on something.
“why?” i ask.
anyway drake looks good.
mase should never wear stripes,
chains,
the color red,
or anything that draws attention to that situation called his stomach.

taken: vibe vixen