What A Big (Drop) Top You Have (Better To Eat You With, My Dear)

congenital-ptosisnow i’m not the most parental fox in the world,
or universe,
so this made me bust out laughing
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Blac Chyna Has Something To Tell Us

Screen Shot 2016-05-06 at 6.14.22 PMi guess the paternity results came through.
blac chyna and rob kardashian are allegedly expecting!
yay?
they already had the emoji ready too.
the vixen knows her pr.

well all i can font is…
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When Your Past Tweets Comes Back To Haunt Your Future

maxresdefaultanimals really need to be careful what they put on their social media.
tweets have a way of coming back and biting you in the ass.
well that is what happened to pre baller wolf,
wendell smallwood.
he just got drafted to the philadelphia eagles,
but he wasn’t feeling philly way back when.
look at what he “had” did via outsports
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When You Have To Drag Those Mouthy Hoes

tumblr_n00a3tU6vc1toieuwo1_500cruella de jenner is mad!
mad,
i say!
you know i never watched an episode of that kardashian show.
why bother?
their lives play out enough for my line of work.
i may have to watch one episode this season tho.
i saw this clip of cdj having to get those cubs of hers in line.
i don’t know how “real” this is,
but…
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It’s Never A Dull Moment With A Jayceon Taylor Dragging

Processed with VSCOcam with se3 presetwe haven’t talked about jayceon taylor lately.
he hasn’t posted any eggplants so “womp womp”.
so stevie j,
oh lhhatl fame,
saw a picture of jayceon posted up with joseline.
it was at a premiere.
i guess stevie j got jealous and had something to say.
welp!
jayceon came with the dragging and well…
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Took. Me. Out. (Don’t Say My Name)

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put some “respek” on that name.
“birdman”.
“respek” that name.
ima use that in a sentence this week.
look…
i love black twitter,
i swear i do.
this made me laugh so loud
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