Category: WHEN I SAY I WAS “LMAO”
kawana jenkins regrets suckin’ that finger in this mugshot
kawana jenkins is probably never leaving the crib again.
at this moment,
she is probably looking for a cushy WFH job.
this is before she dyes her hair,
loses weight,
and becomes “trudy eloise jackson“.
this is all in my head btw.
kawana WAS a detention officer in ga but now she is fired.
why?
this is what a foxholer sent me…
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tim norton better start doing interviews for his prison wife because…
what wasted…
talent?
he wasn’t really attractive and he was a grumpy asshole on the show,
welcome to sweetie pies.
tim norton got his day of reckoning for having his nephew killed.
( x see all entry here )
we will probably never see that hippypotamus again because…
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michael b. jordan had time for someone who called him corny in high school
we don’t know where people will land.
we always end up circling the block.
some of us were super corny growing up.
i was.
A few decades later,
you glo tf up and the rest peaked somewhere in high school.
that is the case with michael b. jordan and a past bully named lore’l.
she is a radio host/red carpet interviewer/love and hip hop person now.
imagine him not forgetting how he was treated in the past.
imagine him calling her out before she has to interview him…
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r. kelly and aaliyah’s alleged daughter will never see her alleged dad again!
i wonder…
If the hyena who made ^this album in the 90s would ever think that his life in the 20s would end up the way it did?
probably not.
i’m sure he thought he had more fuckery for his creative outlet to unfold.
when we are high on the horse of doing dumb shit,
we always think we will be the special snowflake to “make it”.
you know what’s wild?
i haven’t heard an r. kelly song in YEARS.
his music is blocked on my spotify and i forget he exists a lot of the time.
we will probably never see or hear r. kelly again in this lifetime…
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some men are really sloppy at cheating (especially with other menz)
i’m just gonna font it:
Some males are the sloppiest when it comes to cheating/being sneaky.
…and when they cheat with the same sex,
forget it.
it’s like some of our brains aren’t wired to be low at all.
when i was in my hoe era,
i was really careful with my hoe-tivities.
if i even sniffed the wolf was sloppy,
i didn’t even pass go.
“I can’t stand a sloppy man.” I’d say.
i have been seeing jackals getting caught cheating in weird situations.
like,
why are you cheating IN YOUR HOUSE?
“I can’t stand a cheap man who can’t even get a hotel.” I’d say.
i saw this video where a jackal gets caught cheating with another male.
i can only imagine how she found him in the bathroom…
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boosie ends up having a gay kid (karma?)
they say if your karma doesn’t come back to you,
it may come back through your children.
i know quite a few homophobic straights whose kids end up being…
well…
i’ll add boosie to the list of those who…
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