who knew 5 sessions of therapy could defeat the powers of a central park karen?

^she shoulda stood there and walked her dog,
but like most white she-jackals,
she couldn’t fight the urge to mind her business.
amy cooper,
aka “central park karen“,
decided to report an innocent black male who she claimed threatened her in central park.
he was watching birds.
christian cooper,
the dog watcher,
forgave her for stupidness and it seems the prosecution did as well via “daily mail“…

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what in the world is different with kendall jenner?

the kkk are legit shapeshifters.
if they were villains in marvel,
they would be a gaggle of terror who can morph into different people.
i’d actually love to see that.
kendall jenner was trending today because she posted a new pic,
but i think she shapeshifted in it bh.

 i can’t tell exactly.


foxhole…

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tessica brown will probably have an svu episode made, sponsored by gorilla glue

“everybody comes to hollywood.
they wanna make it in the neighborhood…” – hollywood, madonna.

fame
is one hell of a drug.
the talented ones have a harder climb,
while folks who just do dumb shit get insta-fame immediately.
we are all pushing and squeezing to climb to the top in all of our fields tbh.

In the corporate and working world in general,
those who don’t know wtf they’re doing get promoted to managers.

tessica brown is one of those people.
as you know,
she put gorilla glue in her hair and nonsense transpired.
i love the response from gorilla glue’s twitter btdubs:

well,
ya’ll done…

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apryl jones has a really big cum up

i know a scheme when i see it.
when a regula degula is suddenly attached to a “big deal holyfield“,
i always have questions.
apryl jones,
who is omarion’s baby mama and lil fizz storyline co-founder,
was spotted with a “big deal” recently.
she went from “lhhh” to…

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the dementia made her want to spit on this black caretaker?

i would have slapped her.
sorry.
don’t even think of spitting on me and living to tell that tale.

that caretaker is there to assist her ass and that “got me fucked up” turned tf up.
when the pretty vixen sent me this from “hollywood unlocked“:

… i was annoyed,
but then this weird update happened…

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