males who take care of themselves are gay and are like women?

yikes.
i agree tho.
i was cool with a straight male who said he doesn’t use lotion.
he took a shower at my crib and asked him if he wanted to cream his skin.

“Thats gay.
Only girls use lotion.”

i felt like it was a light shot toward me.
when he looked in my bathroom,
i had all kinds of face and body products in there.
i dunno what gays he knows but a majority of us ain’t ashy.
as matter of fact,
gays use lotion and all the products to keep us looking tight ‘n’ right.
this is one of the many reasons vixens secretly fall for gay males.
they see us and our glistening skin,
and add our bawdies from the gym,
and wish their straight buffalos would pull it together.
i have noticed something tho…

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who knew crabs could be cooked… in an air fryer?

one time when i was a baby fox,
new to america,
my late Mum’s boyfriend at the time invited us over for dinner.
that night,
he decided to impress us by cooking lobster.

I’ll never forget how traumatized I was watching that experience.

the pot was shaking and you could hear,
what sounded like,
the lobster screaming within the hot water.
i didn’t eat that night because i lost my appetite.
my empathy is set up a little differently.
so when i saw this video with crabs in an air fryer

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SEX, SEX, SEX, PRINT SHOT, SEX, SEX, ONLYFANS PREVIEW, SEX, SEX, CUM

i’m a millennial.
i’ve been the middle child and i experienced both aspects of life.
i got to play outside before the street lights came on,
i know what going to buy a cd was,
and having a ton of dvds that have become relics of the past.
i’m not unfamiliar with “a/s/l” and how dope limewire was.
i may or may not have charged people to burn cds.
not only that…

I was lucky to see that if you weren’t talented,
you didn’t really make it past one song.

if you were really bad,
you’d get embarrassed on hot 97 or aunt wendy’s radio show.
i’m fonting that to font this

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yk osiris has no new friends (literally)

yk osiris might have learned the hard way.

There are no friends in this business.

i have made this mistake.
you have made this mistake.
many of us have made this mistake.
a few outings,
getting put on vip lists,
and some private conversations are not a friend make.

Even getting smashed a few times doesn’t mean you are in the circle.

in a recent video,
yk osiris seems to be coming to that realization via alleged mental breakdown

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straight folks are embracing gay roles for the trend?

usually,
k michelle says things and i’m like:

“Um,
what?”

i saw that come down my timeline and was kinda confused.
when i hear straight folks say they are gay roles,
i’m like what does mean exactly?
like,
what do we do with this information?

when a straight male proclaims he is a “power (top) wolf“…

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halloween ends very badly

yesterday,
on my day off,
i decided i was gonna check out halloween ends.
michael myers is my fav slasher-killing demon so i was ready.
i was extra brave because i was gonna watch it at night.
so i got my spot all extra dark with my black-out curtains,
put on my noise-canceling headphones for added effect,
and got comfy in my bed.
20 minutes into the movie…

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