they should be about eating booty.
you know some straight wolves love serving dirt with their cake.
according to ( x mto ),
they still seem to be doing it in 2023.

the thought alone gives me night terrors.
this is what some of ya’ll get following these ratchet hoes.
 sukihana even got the pause:

eek.
come to daddy jamari and please read carefully…

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we don’t talk about males being stalked enough.
we make jokes about wolves getting hunted because of giving good sex.
for males,
it can be used for bragging rights.
in reality,
it can be scary af.
coach kellz (who is ^above) is handsome and his IG is a thirst trap.
i like looking at him as much as you do too.
 his stalker does as well.
so much so,
they followed him to the gas station and his school.

a foxholer sent me this for foxhole review…

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when angelica ross of pose fame posted this on her twitter,
the first thing i said to myself:

“Emma Roberts”.

what can i font?
i’m pyschic.
emma roberts has been cosplaying chanel oberlin,
an obnoxious (but kind of iconic) character she played on scream queens.
that happens to be another ryan murphy production.
angelica dropped the story about her time with emma on ahs 1984 and…

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when i signed on twitter before 2020,
i would be hit with (breaking) news and other updates,
especially with new yawk.

Do you know how many times I’d go on Twitter to find out if the MTA was having issues when I was late for work?

it was one of my favorite social media platforms to scroll aimlessly on.
you go on twitter now and it’s a cesspool of filth.
if it’s not blatant hatred being allowed,
it’s everyone living out their wildest narc dreams.
elon has another brilliant idea from within his genius…

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so we have gone from watching couples have sex to domestic violence?
are we that bored on musk’s twitter?
grayling purnell has been some of your latest obsessions.
he uploaded a video with him fighting his latest boy toy…

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i love nicki’s music.
i love cardi’s charisma.
i’ll still listen to pink print 2 and whatever cardi has coming up.
i’m gonna keep it 110 because the truth is in between these two:

Nicki and Cardi are both equally annoying as of late.

you couldn’t tell me weaves wasn’t gonna be flying at the vmas this year.
i just knew they were gonna fight on stage.
it would have taken my rating of the show from c+ to b.
since that day,
they sure are going about their beef like passive-aggressive karens.
these two are from new yawk so i’m confused about this behavior.
well,
i see the end is probably going to be near…

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