tim walz thinks they lost because they acted like little b!tches

yesterday,
i read about tim walz and why they lost the electio
n.
he says they “played it too safe“.
( x read that here )
you know what i think they did wrong?…

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he wakes up at the crack of dawn to put his head in something wet

Oof.

sometimes,
i think attentionistos do themselves a disservice being extra on social media.

they don’t come off relatable after they get the social clout.
ashton hall aka @ashtonhallofficial is a thick piece of steak,
medium well.
he posted a video on his tiktok about his morning routine:

@ashtonhallofficial

Day 191 of the morning routine that changed my life 3:50am to 9:30am Sin lives late at night.. if you’re dealing with a weak mind, bad decisions, or lack of productivity go to sleep early. 4:00am – 8:00am no one’s calling or distracting your productivity.. they are sleep. 8:00pm – 12:00am is the opposite. Just try 30 days.. send this to your partners. It’s time to do better.

♬ original sound – Worthy Supps

and then he ended up on the cringetiktoks sub on reddit

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he has a big penis and he loves to beat (in more ways than one?)

That Scream mask might be a foreshadow.

so i wanted to font heavy about someone named israel.
israel checks all boxes of attentionisto:

...but unfortunately,
like most pineapples on rihanna’s internet,
he can’t just look good and show off that big juicy penis.

they gotta ruin it somehow and some way.
israel’s ex,
lightskin goddess,
had a lot of font and show about her alleged time with him.

brace yourself…

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holding it together with duct tape and prayer

How are you doing?

waits for you to font me how you are doing
i get it.
i totally get it.
we are living in strange times and every day,
we get a fresh headline of a new executive order or some other fuck shit.
you start thinking about your job security,
your future,
your past,
and that pesky question:

“How bad is it going to get?”

it’s making it’s way downtown and its walking fast.
i can font things will be fine but honestly:

I don’t know.
i truly don’t know.

here is the truth in full font.
ready?…

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guys, we are ready for our new president’s gaza resorts and casinos?

Has the Foxhole watched Stranger Things?

for those who have,
omg yes!
for those haven’t,
omg what?

does anyone remember the end of season 2?
it ended with them in the gym for the school dance,
but as the camera panned,

it showed what was happening in the same gym in the upside down place.

The upside down place in Stranger Things is a dark and decayed mirror of the real world.

Foxhole:
we are currently in the upside down place because everything is,
well,
upside THEEEEEE fuck down.
nothing makes sense and i had to wonder:

Is this all a twisted alternate dimension where logic took a smoke break and is never coming back?

in morewtf is even happening anymore?news,
reality continues to sign us up for a reality we didn’t ask for.
our new president posted something about gaza into a resort today…

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the forests are fonting lil nas x is on a white girl now

The problem with industry is what they loved you for is what they’ll turn on you for too.

it’s similar to regular life tbh.
they’ll love that you are gay but hate that you got the husband before them.
and if the husband is FIONE

you’ll really see the tables turn.
i think that is what lil nas x demise might be.

He was loved for being black and gay but then once he started doing too much,
he started being hated for being black and gay.

i think it all started when he slid down a stripper pole to hell.
his career was on life support when he compared himself to Jesus.
the music didn’t hit for that amount of trolling and that was that.
according to the swamp,
it seems like he is allegedly on drugs in his latest video

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