so when i was down the rabbit hole of the katrina doc by ryan coogler on hulu,
something they mentioned was how they were allegedly withholding funding,
because they wanted to buy the land from the black folks by any means.
it made me go:

“oof!
that doesn’t quiet the barks about conspiracy theories with the levees none.”

i saw this video about “farmers for our new president“,
begging for help:

but it was these comments on reddit that made me go “oof”…

half of america is that black man tbh.

any time i think of the current events happening in this country,
i think about house of cards on netflix.
that was one show that depicted when the wrong folks got power,
everything will go to hell in a hand basket quickly.
not only that:

when the wrong folks get power,
how quickly they all turn on each other to survive.

out of all the inmates from arkham asylum,
this one:

…is probably the most dangerous inmate of them all.
my ears are sensitive to his talking but when i saw this…

so i see everyone having a meltdown because mariah appeared on kai’s stream.
welp,
i’m here to font:

this is our faults.

like with our current president,
don’t act shocked now.
the only time i’ve watched a kai stream…

so i didn’t know that cory booker had alleged gay rumors around him.
i’m only going by what the forests have been fonting.
i always assumed he was straight.
anyhoo,
he got engaged recently (to a vixen named alexis) and like we all do,
he put the engagement photos up as an IG press release and…

i’m in the business of people not needing to explain their relationships,
but i’m also in the business of reporting on it for The Foxhole.
we love the freshly squeezed juice especially when both parties are sexy AF.
it was always a “duh” about august alsina and zu for me.

they have strong chemistry
august hasn’t brought out “september” in quite some time
zu saying he ( x was gonna climb august like a tree when they got home ):

the way august looked so un-suspecting in the video…

…but yeah,
i already knew but didn’t need them to explain.
so when the Foxhole sent in what zu fonted…

during the height of the diddy trial,
a straight wolf who told me:

“if diddy wanted to bend me over for money,
i’d let him!”

it made me fully aware that everyone has a price,
including straight males who claim they “don’t do gay shit”.
they “do gay shit” for many reasons:

to live a certain lifestyle
make it in hollywood/modeling
simply tired of being broke

again: this attentionisto may not be gay,
but he’ll “do gay shit” privately if it means he can upgrade.
when you hear the straights talking about sucking dack for money or:

you see em IG advertising their butt cheeks or prints

…just assume that if you have the money,
and you keep the “do gay shit” between ya’ll,
you can get your fantasies made for a couple hours of work.
you may even be able to take them as your “+ 1” on vacation.

an F-BI sent something that may have proved my foxy theory.
allegedly,
it is leakage from a blast from the past Foxhole fav.
i don’t hear about him as much,
but he still has a big and juicy bawdy part ya’ll want tho.
his alleged john outed him for the forests to see and i’m confused why…

*This content is intended for audiences 18+. By accessing this page, you acknowledge that you are of legal age and agree to view adult or mature-themed material. All stories, images, and commentary are fictionalized or speculative unless otherwise stated.

Subscribe to continue reading

Become a paid subscriber to get access to the rest of this post and other exclusive content.

Type your email…

Subscribe

Already a paid subscriber?