We ain’t going back into no office.

…and why should we?

ever since the pandemic,
everyone has been wfh since last year.
when it first started,
everyone was panicking about how they would do it.
as the months went on,
it was like riding a bike.
sure,
the zoom calls are outta control,
but many folks i know are happy.
unfortunately,
many ceos are not happy and want workers back in their cubicle prisons.
this article from cnbc shares their frustrations and well…

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ya know,
i thought after the last incident with rapper chika,
she would go out trying to win.
( x see last incident here )
cue tyra:

well,
chika thought it was a bright idea to diss people kids on twitter…

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when lizzo first came out with “juicy”,
i was obsessed.
i’ll be 100:

This big vixen is killing it.
She is dancing,
talented,
and giving no fucks with her lyrics.

in 2019,
i think i listened to her debut album every day going to that hell hole of a last job.
in 2020,
i think i saw every inch of lizzo’s naked ass.
if it wasn’t twerking then it was being naked for the gram.
it started to become repetitive and redundant.
well in 2021,
lizzo had a ted talk where she explained why she twerks and via “the jasmine brand“…

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this might be a vent or a complaint to the hr manager of life,
i dunno.
it’s been on my mind tho…

why is it when you meet some males and you actually think they’re dope,
they appear to have good energy,
seem like fun to be around,
ya’ll both click just off the strength,
and it seems like they were into you…

Why do they make you feel like you did something wrong for being interested in them?

i thought you were an amazing human and cute even if we ended up being platonic.
what an asshole i turned out to be.

/endsarcasm
do people actually like it when you’re genuinely interested in them?
or do they prefer to treat you like shit so you can prove yourself?
it’s so weird yet…

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Just when I thought things were leading to…

so when i called my hosting company this last time before the move,
the wolf behind the phone was very impressed with my stats.
he is another person with the “this needs to be monetized” suggestion.

I know…
I know…

so i asked him for any advice he had and he suggested i called google ads.
now jamari fox didn’t think you could actually call google ads directly.
i got excited af so i penciled it in on my calendar to call them the next day.
the next day comes and i’m on the phone with one of their representatives…

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^and those were matching mickey mouse hoodies.
he brought disney into his filth.
one thing i hate is r. kelly has hit foot in every-fuckin-thing.
all of my favorite r&b 90s songs were all touched by his dumb ass.
i have been doing a good job with banishing him tho.
thank God i couldn’t get into aaliyah’s first album.
i like to imagine that is a demo and her real first album was her second.
as the details about aaliyah and r. kelly’s relationship comes out in his trial,
i am placing blame on so many adults around her.
how did this even happen via his ex background dancer’s testimony…

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