i just want him to want me back (am i asking for the stars? i might just be)

i never get the wolf i want.
ever.
like,
ever,
ever.
i always have the pleasure of attracting the ones i want,
but we always have this intense moment until something splits us up.
no cap,
but they always end up having:

BIG.
BETA.
ENERGY.

all bark; no bite especially where i want to be bit.
it never fails

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per my last email, i will remind you who satan is and why i ownz your soul

you ever got an email like ^that from your boss and it ended with:

“Please advise…”


just following upandwhat’s the ETA onare similar phrases that give britney face.
it’s usually the first thing on a monday or right before you leave on a friday.
so now you gotta dig through your emails to show you aren’t a doofus.

“Found it!”

you forward it,
leave a passive-aggressive “let me know if you have any concerns“,
and go back to watching a youtube video.
God forbid you can’t find it tho,
you’ll get chewed out and the infamous:

“Going forward…”

those who work in corporate offices know how it goes.
ya’ll know.
one sentence i’ve seen in a few emails that are usually attached to fuckery is

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bow wow wants all his fans to join him on his latest brilliant idea

i use to think bow wow was so cute,
but social media has not been kind to him.
he has shown his ass more than a couple of times.
attentionisto blvd,
here we go.

he really annoyed me with what he fonted about keyshia cole last week on verzuz:

 

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like,
what?
he is such a kiss and tell.
you the type you can’t even fuck on the low without him broadcasting something.
it’s so bizarre.
a foxholer sent me his latest venture

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i might need to send a smoke signal or carrier pigeon to the new yawk unemployment

last night,
i popped a cbd pill and sipped on some chamomile tea an hour before bed.
i wanted to get up early so bedtime was around 1230-ish.
sidebar: i love the bedtime feature on my iPhone.
when paired with the apple watch,
it really provides excellent synergy.
the name of the game for the next day:

Hit Unemployment before everyone else does

foxhole…

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i heard it was supposed to snow, but i didn’t hear anything about a shit storm

foxhole,
today has been a day.
it’s like if it ain’t one thing then it’s the other.
where do i start?

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if you find titties more attractive than balls then you’re transphobic

there was a point in my life when i was young that i hated the sight of another male’s dick.
it made me feel disgusting.
i know,
weird.
now...

it’s getting to the point you don’t know if you’ll say something and be labeled “phobic”.
miley cyrus,
who i never thought i’d find myself agreeing with,
had this to say and got her self labeled transphobic

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