myvidster is now novidster

Beyonce’s internet just took another loss.
I don’t think I’ve felt this sad since King Nate left OF.
I’m still fuckin’ vex about that BTDUBS.

this news is like that FWB who knew exactly how to please your bawdy right,
only to cut you off without warning when you were horny AF and needed it ASAP.

“TF you mean you’re getting married and going to be faithful?
UM,
HELLO?
WHO IS GONNA FUCK ME NOW?”

myvidster,
the underground goldmine of good videos…

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Foxhole, this might not have been the plan for the people of palestine

One of my good friends told me last year that allegedly,
the Palestine people urged people to vote for the lady.

once i see people attacking instead of educating,
it officially becomes performative and i check out.

this goes for stans of an artist as well.
i feel like during our new president’s campaign,
he was very mute about not doing anything for palestine.

when i saw this…

…along with protesters at the lady’s campaign rallies:

…but when no one was protesting at the other’s rallies,
i knew it was a bad look.
well,
our new president announced his plans for every and all things gaza…

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Foxhole, i’m starting to think our allies hate us

Gay or straight,
Black or white,
Big or Small,
Slim or thick.
Allies.

there are many people,
we won’t font any names or races,
that suddenly want black folks to stand with them atm.
they want us to become allies,
march,
and sing kumbuya in the streets but…

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i’m gonna need our alien overlords to system reset this simulation

Have you ever wondered what life would be like if we could hit reset?

not just a fresh start,
but a full-on simulation reboot?

imagine waking up in the year 2000…

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plaqueboymax is tired of ya’ll wanting to pulverize dem meaty bunz

Besides Aaron Taylor Johnson,
a straight having a fat tail often means lacking big meat.
We have seen this time and time again on OF.
I don’t make the rules.

back in the 90s,
jean claude van damme and christopher meloni were know for their fat tails.

they knew they had a gay audience and kept them well fed.
you can’t let the attentionistos of today know they got big butts.
they start to do everything to show it off in various ways on their socials,
but once the gays start trying to get into their boxes,
they suddenly want to cry wolf.
twitch streamer,
plaqueboymax,
has gotten too much attention for his butt cheeks has overwhelmed him…

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so what time will the anarchy start during this sh!t show?

And.
Here.
We.


Go.

so its only been a week in this new administration and i’m exhausted.
i’ve noticed my tolerance and patience is at an all time low.
i read that our new president decided to continue living up to all expectations earlier:

a Foxholer sent me what this means in terms to understand…

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