when i saw the cast of 2021 “dancing with the stars“,
i was like whaaaaaaaat?
they got really interested with 3 of their contestants for their 30th season.

RHOA, Kenya Moore
The First Black Bachelor, Matt James
NBA Baller Wolf for the Brooklyn Nets, Iman Shumpert

i was sure gonna tune in last night.
alas,
i had stuff going on that i couldn’t tune in but i caught the highlights on youtube.
ya’ll…

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um…
are ya’ll sure “all the queens men” is a tyler perry show?
so we know michael “bolo” bolwaire from foxhole past.
he started as a stripper,
stripper reality show contestant,
stripper movie role,
and now stripper tv show.
he has come a long way.
tyler perry got bolo to do alla this…

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i feel like anyone who speaks against the rona,
she appears like candyman from out of a mirror.

“I am not vaccinated and I don’t trust it.”
“I am not vaccinated and I don’t trust it.”
“I am not vaccinated and I don’t trust it.”
“I am not vaccinated and I don’t trust it.”
“I am not vaccinated and I don’t trust it.”

…and boom,
someone is made an example.
we might need rona as the next horror movie villain tbh.
aunt wendy said she didn’t trust the vax a while ago.

i hope she changed her stance cause according to her ig…

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 i’ll be 100 with the foxhole.

I did not watch the MTV Video Music Awards

i didn’t want to sit through that whole thing for only 3 acts.
i ended up getting wrapped up with “nine perfect strangers” on hulu.
i was getting wrapped up with man boy aka melvin gregg in the show too.

i know.
i know.
however,
i did watch the three performances i wanted to watch on youtube.

Normani
Chloe
Lil Nas X

and i will font…

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it’s clear to me that tyler perry wakes up and is choosing violence these days.
his latest productions are a good damn time.
explicit sex scenes,
butt cheeks,
and pipe with some kind of plot that i’m sure leaves folks wondering “huh?”.
tyler clearly loved “p valley” like the rest of us.
he launched a new show on bet+ called “all the queen’s men” about male strippers.

it stars eva marcille and…

…some past foxhole meat treats like jaye hardbody.
i meannnnnnn…

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you ever wanted to know someone?
like,
you heard so many good things about them that you had to meet them one day?
it’s unfortunate when you have to hear about these things after they pass away.
they are just “another person” until you hear their stories.
they were a treasure that you didn’t get to have.
a luxury you didn’t get to experience.
in a world filled with shallow waters and low-hanging fruit,
a natural-born paradise is really a once and a lifetime oppurtunity.
i read all the kind things people had to say about our late acting wolf,
michael k. williams.
he died due to a drug overdose in his apartment in bk yesterday.
born in brooklyn; died in brooklyn.
 i didn’t know him personally but…

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