This is one of the reasons I am so GOOD in being an actual hoe.
Too damn risky.
Any Wolf that wants to get up in this WILL be tested.
I’m not even playing that…
Lately, I am meeting a lot of Wolves and Foxes who have HIV, that it is getting scary.
This one Wolf who was interested in talking to me,
I found out had it and recently gave it to someone else.

IS THERE ANYONE OUT HERE
WHO IS DISEASE FREE (and not an idiot)
THAT WANTS TO CUFF THE KID?????

I had to vent that real quick…

Anyway,
my ATL readers,
after reading this please be careful…

Continue reading “ATL VIXENS and FOXES: LOCK THAT JUICY PUSSY DOWN!” →

I did not know he could sing…
Wow.
I never found him cute,
but I’m sure the preteen Vixens will eat this up…

Continue reading “Quincy Combs Wants You To Stay A While” →

Im just letting all you Baller Wolves know reading…
That I will be also doing a screening for your beards when you are with me…
Like these two:

I need to like her ass too.

So my Vixens over at Baller Alert came up with a list for other Vixens to become beards.
Something I am all too familiar with when your image needs a cute hoe on your arm…

Continue reading “Hi, I’m CoochieLana and I’ll Be Your Wolf’s Beard Today!” →

Continue reading “My Grandmother Watched The Kim Kardashian/Ray J Sex Tape” →

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Well damn Rihanna…
Best video of hers to date.
Hands down.

New England Patriots wide receiver Chad Ochocinco agreed to restructure his contract for the coming season, lowering his base salary to $1 million from the $3 million he had been scheduled to earn, according to a league source.

The restructured deal ensures that Ochocinco will be returning to Patriots training camp this summer.

The paperwork on the contract is expected to be turned in to the NFL Players Association this week.

Ochocinco, 34, struggled in his first season with the Patriots after being acquired in a trade with theCincinnati Bengals, catching just 15 passes for 276 yards and a touchdown.

The Patriots have added many new faces at the receiver position this offseason too, agreeing to deals with Brandon Lloyd, Donte’ Stallworth andAnthony Gonzalez. Deion Branch agreed to a one-year deal to return and Wes Welker received the team’s franchise tag.

SAY WHAT?!

After he pays his taxes, agent fees and child support he will be……broke.

Evelyn better start searching for a new come-up because I can see that Maserati he got her heading right to the tow lot.
Then people do not like her character at this point? Star Jones up in her ass and Jennifer becoming the break out star.

WOW… how the mighty start to fall.
She better go feed the homeless or save a cat from a tree.

See Ev, being an EVIL bitch doesn’t really prosper after all.