it was a about time.
i was expecting a sex tape.
guess i lost that bet with myself.
some jump off allegedly leaked the picture during a showdown with evelyn on twitter.
evelyn was throwing dirt at her,
so the jump off proved she was about that life.
that “ocho” pipe….

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so you want cake?
cheeks?
boo-tay?

you don’t want to pay the $10,000 to go to a professional.
get the fat sucked out of one place and put in your ass.
nope.
you want to go to that man you heard about that live in the apartment in the back alley.
the others got it done and they look great!
well i got something that may make you chill on that…

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did anyone catch her show last night?
well if you didn’t…
…i got you.

hold on nicki.
don’t kiss ass yet.
they didn’t watch…

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i thought her costume was creative.
since she has embraced this new thing she is doing,
i can see WHY she chose this costume…

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her father, joe simpson, supposedly came out the closet.
and right before thanksgiving too?
damn.
she is about to eat that entire table…

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i find some snow wolves to be very sexy.
like this body here (who we will get into in a minute):

i was hoping and praying p!nk put out the video for her “try”.
i love that song and i love the lyrics.
well, when i watched the video and the above owner of that body was in it…
i couldn’t take my eyes off him…

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