she is so damn cute!!!!!
thank god.
so i guess we’ll be adding a few more minutes on the kardashian clock.
naw scratch that.
only north west.

lowkey: why she look like she saying “save me?” tho.
lol

king james flexed his muscles the other day.
he was in traffic going to the jay z/jt concert in miami.
well with a wave of his scepter,
he got a police escort that involved him being driven on the wrong side of the street.
well all the miami police folk aren’t feeling his privilege and well…

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“i’m just tired of crying,” evelyn says while crying.
“well shit ev i’m tired of it too” – me, watching the first episode of bbw 5.
the whole episode of evelyn crying,
shaunie’s nostrils,
shtuzie’s fixed lisp situation,
and tami still wanting to sit with the mean girls.
was it enough to keep the public interested tho?…

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just a hunch.
ETA: f-bi seriously?
that is not even her.
i was crazy shocked to see raven pull something like this.
i always struck her as a low-key vixen.
thanks to the other f-bi who cleared it up.
sexy shot tho.

lowkey: why does it remind me of a woman who got turned out?

oh god not me.
her little monsters however are going to great lengths to meet her.
lady gaga told her fans that the person who can show proof that they bought the most singles
for “applause” will be able to fly out to meet her and attend a show.
who knew her fans would get this competitive?…

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i hardly pay attention to katy perry,
but if she didn’t come on time with this track.
all by accident too.
i was listening to lady gaga’s new track “applause” just now,
and since i can’t sleep,
something said check out what the big deal was with “roar”.
well katy got my 1.29 tonight with this track.
i love the lyrics moved me to purchase…

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