it keeps her young!
do i even need to get into this?
this “madonna and drake/succubus” situation…

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so azealia banks is known for her “pro black” stance these days.
not about her music,
but i guess “fighting the power” is better.
well one of her followers called her out about being “pro black”,
but admitting to dating old snow foxes with money.
the shade room caught the exchange and well…
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“there once was a vixen,
a beautiful vixen,
who worked as an assistant stylist many moons ago.
as she did that gig,
she met a handsome,
no sexy,
r&b superstar.
in her luck,
he had just gotten out of a tumultuous relationship with a beautiful pop star.
she didn’t see the red flags in that relationship because:

1 – the r&b superstar was fine as hell
2 – the fame that came with him looked appealing
3 – “i could change him”

well this assistant stylist decided she would be the perfect vixen to him.
she didn’t want to lose him so she let him do whatever he pleased.
and so he did…
he cheated on her and ended up getting thot-bob square pants pregnant.”

naive.
thats all i could think while watching karrueche on iyanla tonight….
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trap music has been welcomed into the pool pit!
praise gawd and halleluiah!
erica campbell,
of mary mary fame,
wants you to know she “luh” god.
yes she “luh” god.
you don’t “luh” god.
well something wrong with chu.
*add her flippin’ her weave and puffin’ on a black*
she has a new song called “i luh god” and well…
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rihanna is my spirit animal.
like the main animal in all my spirits.
i love her.
anyway she has some history making news in her reign…
Continue reading “That Rihanna Reign Ain’t Letting Up… Like, Ever” →

someone give karrueche a round of applause.
she finally woke up and smelled the “absolute disrespect”.
i think.
you know she falls back to the okey doke weeks later.
well i think she finally gave chris brown the peace sign emoji.
team breezy might be next.
the thing that bothered me about this whole story tho…
Continue reading “Karrueche Gets Some Sense ( You Can’t Trust Dese Hoes )” →