kim kardashian cried when her sex tape was leaked,
was a mess when she divorced kris humphries,
but was calm and collected after allegedly getting robbed.
well a video has been leaked.
no.
not another sex tape.
a video of the french police in the apartment right after this alleged robbery.
you know the one where she was tied up,
screamed frantically for help,
nearly jumped from a balcony like wonder woman,
and feared rape?
yeah.
that one.
well radar online has the video and well…
Continue reading “Liar! Liar! Your Robbery Story Could Douse Your Career on Fire!” →

so you wanted it and she did it.
gabrielle sidibe is losing weight.
^that was her before.
the following is her now that she posted via twitter…
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so i’m sure you’ve heard.
it’s all over social media,
the news,
and the water cooler.

kim kardashian
robbed
paris
9 million dollars in jewelry stolen
hog tied with an apple stuffed in her mouth

okay,
the last part i exaggerated,
but imagine…
anyway if you want more background,
then you need to google.
or ask a friend at happy hour.
i’m going to give my thoughts to the foxhole.
duh.
so here goes…
Continue reading “The Great Kardashian Jewelry Heist: Season 10; Episode One” →

there are just some things you don’t say.
i don’t care how much you don’t like someone.
well wendy williams went too far with the following story.
now i actually like wendy,
but this shit here…
so wendy was doing her usual hot topics segment a few days ago.
she talked about the rhoa/season 9 trailer.
9 seasons of that show.
damn.
there was a scene where kenya moore was talking about sheree whitfield’s crib.
the long standing work that is “chateau sheree”.
well this was what kenya said and this was wendy’s comeback…
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before i start,
i have to say that i love mary’s glasses.
so mary j blige moved past that burger king commercial.
you remember that fiasco,
right?

it made for some amazing memes and parody videos.
well mary could be back for a second round of roasting.
she did this interview special for apple music with hillary clinton.
very random.
she decided to sing a song about police brutality to hillary and well…
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…i think we are pretty much in the shit hole.
i guess,
out the two,
hillary is a better match.
…i guess?
trump went up there and showed us why he shouldn’t be president.
if he wins,
i can just assume destruction for us all.
…right?

lowkey: 80 million of us watched.
highest ratings in tv history.
i’m sure half of that was cringing.