it’s funny how things end up working.
i remember when this whole “brad/angie/jen” scandal started.
it was right around the time “mr and mrs smith” came out.
angelina jolie saw brad pitt,
who was married to jennifer aniston at the time,
and fucked his entire brains and common sense out his head.
…or vice versa?
they probably fucked each other’s brains out until they couldn’t anymore.
he was allegedly fuckin her so good in africa,
around the time when they first started creepin’,
the guards thought she was getting killed.
well jennifer was pretty much humiliated during the whole situation.
she was either…

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well this is a “feel good” story.
a cheating baller wolf husband gets hiv.
he comes home,
tells his supportive wife,
and then locks himself in a room to tell all his hoes.
well the ones he remembers.
that is the story of the day magic johnson found out he had hiv.
cookie johnson,
the wife,
wrote about it in her upcoming memiors,
“believing in magic”.
this is what she said via the daily mail…
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iman shumpert and teyana taylor are the “it” couple right now.
everyone is trying to re-create their #relationshipgoals.
well how many are ready to let their s/o slide into their dms?
anyone?
iman let teyana inside his dms and well via baller alert…
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janet jackson’s “janet” cover is what you call:

ICONIC

*joanne the scammer voice*
sorry.
i couldn’t resist.
well laverne cox tried to re-create for cosmopolitan and well…
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so i know the foxhole heard about the drama with patrice brown?
she is the forth grade teacher who looks like this:

everyone is up in arms about how she looks/dresses.
they feel she looks inappropriate to teach cubs their a, b, cs.
well there is another teacher who is now in the spotlight.
everyone meet jamel fenner…
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so,
if you’ve heard…

What’s up wit Hillary Clinton?

she has all the forests talking about her fainting episode today.
this is what the new york times had to say…
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