…or ima put your head straight in the fry grill.
what is it about mcdonalds that makes folks go crazy?
that food got some kind of tiger’s blood in it.
so the following video has been circulating around the internet.
a snow hyena yolks up a mcdonalds worker,
but the only thing is she had time that day…

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^this is how i’m use to jessica simpson.
thick with some big boobs.
i liked these songs too:

and the gayest one of all:

don’t judge me.
well i know she stays pregnant,
but i saw these recent pics and…
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poor michelle williams.
no,
i’m being serious.
the poor vixen is going through it.
as you know,
she suffers from severe mental illness,
but now it seems to have been kicked up a notch.
she had to drop out of her broadway play,
“once on this island”,
due to doctor’s orders because of it.
i read this article on “et” and…
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*looks side to side at everyone in the foxhole*
she’s losing it.
i realllllllllly think she’s losing it.
so nicki minaj is fuming mad at the daily mail…
host,
 jessie palmer.
she claims she’s gonna sue him too.
why?
what he allegedly said about her on the “daily mail” show.
he put up mugshots and other tidbits about “the wolf she’s with”.
this is what she had to font on twitter…
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for someone whose cookie is “good form”,
she sure sells it at the local bodega.
so nicki minaj continues to confuse me.
she is a beautiful vixen,
but she dates very questionable wolves.

Can she do better?

it’s a simple question.
well nicki allegedly has a new wolf.
his name is kenneth “zoo” petty.
yes,
it says “zoo”.
he’s rather…
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so who didn’t see this coming?
don’t lie.
personally,
i didn’t have much high hopes.
i may have been the only one tho.
well offset and cardi b are allegedly over.
boo hoo?
even after putting this up two weeks ago:

she posted this yesterday on her ig…
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