Category: THE “DUMB JOCK” FILES
How To Tweet Your Resume As A Baller Wolf To Get A Job
when the going gets tough,
the tough get to job hunting on twitter.
the following wolf just got waived from his team.

delonte west took to twitter to look for a new job.
when you look at the following,
i had to ask:
would you hire him?
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This Break Up Between 50 Cent and Floyd Mayweather….

happier times?
50 and floyd have been going at it for a while now.
50 is having a yard sale with anything associated with floyd.


50 went to floyd’s arch enemy, manny pacquiao.
now it’s floyd’s turn to talk…
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Your Family Could Be The Biggest Leeches Of Them All
imagine being drafted into the nfl.
you see your contract and you nearly pass out.
you are financially set for a while.
little did you know,
your family was plotting too.
welcome to the world of tyron smith…

this is why i’m changing phones and addresses once my big break happens.
suddenly you have new family,
new friends,
new handouts,
and new enemies…
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What Belongs To Amare Stoudamire Is Currently Sinking


new york is a mess.
buses and trains are a mess.
lower manhattan is still a mess.
amare stoudamire felt it like everyone else.
he had no electricity for a while,
and his jeep is currently, “under the sea“…
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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (5)

no other words to say.
lil reese stomping out some vixen…
warning.
very graphic nature…
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What Did The 5 Fingers Say To Adrian Peterson’s Face?

did this wolf haul off and slap this other wolf:

in his face?
the vikings got slapped with the loss yesterday,
but adrian peterson felt the hand of deangelo hall to the dome (or helmet)…
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