Category: THE “DUMB JOCK” FILES
kellen winslow jr seems to like the “granny porn” section on pornhub
yeah,
^this one is off.
a foxholer and i had an interesting discussion about him earlier today.
so ex baller wolf,
and pretty much shamed,
kellen winslow jr has been arrested again.
he has a real “granny” fetish because via “deadspin”…
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malik joseph woke up angry and decided to go on an outing spree
cute,
right?
yeah,
don’t get too attached.
so i asked a question on my ig stories today:
i mean,
i like to ask that question in the beginning stage.
so i know what i’m dealing with.
everyone meet nfl baller wolf for the oakland raiders,
pj hall.
malik allegedly outed him yesterday.
this is what he put on his own ig stories…
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i’ll need trevor bates to download uber, like, ASAP
i love nfl baller wolves,
especially if they look like ^that.
sadly,
they can be prone to crazy ass behavior if you aren’t careful.
so ^that’s trevor bates.
he plays for the lions.
well he allegedly didn’t want to pay for his cab ride to queens.
a foxholer wants to share what happened via “the daily mail”…
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my owner lets me take yearly vacations and approves my sick days, he does
this is one of those “dumb” moments we all have.
the one where after we say something,
we catch ourselves with a heavy “wait a minute…“.
so nba baller wolf,
king james,
said on his hbo show,
“the shop”:
“In the NFL they got a bunch of old white men owning teams and they got that slave mentality,” James said. “And it’s like, ‘This is my team. You do what the f— I tell y’all to do. Or we get rid of y’all.’ ”
…which is a solid opinion.
the combine is like a modern day slave auction.
well nfl baller wolf for the chargers,
antonio gates,
disagrees with what king james had to say.
he gon’ say on “tmz sports”…
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kareem hunt is going down, but he’s taking full responsibility tho
i don’t get other humans.
you’d think that after years of hardship,
once you “make it” to the next level,
you’d be on your best behavior.
you wouldn’t be disappointing all those who supported you.
i’d imagine it was like that for nfl baller jackal of the kansas city cheifs,
kareem hunt.
as you know,
or didn’t,
he allegedly assaulted a vixen in the hallway.
this is the video…
…and here is his apology pr interview with “espn”…
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aaron hernandez was a smooth criminal for the (alleged) booty
i don’t know if they’re dragging or romanticizing nfl baller hyena,
aaron hernandez.
that being fonted…
How much alleged boyfriends did he have?
i swear i’ve written about like 3 so far.
whose next?
well this one:
…who goes by ryan mcdonnell,
seemed closer to aaron than the others.
he allegedly had aaron singing for him during prison visits.
“awww”?
it allegedly happened while his fiance was waiting in the lobby.
“umm”?
“the daily mail” had the story and well…
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