so i’ll be honest with you foxhole…

I completely forgot about Derrick Gordon

 you guys kept sending me this story,
but i was like “who?“.
it wasn’t until i realized that i wrote about him a long time ago.
he was the first pre-baller basketball wolf to come out.
during his coming out phase,
he decided to debut that he was dating an older white male:

…and that was the end of that.
matter fact,
all those black gay athletes who weren’t dating within their race are all mia.
in 2019,
derrick has a youtube channel called “derrick gordon“.
in a recent episode,
he had darren young as a special guest.
another one i wrote and forgot about.
darren is the first openly gay wrestler in the wwe.
this was his boyfriend cc: “people“:

they decided to defend their past dating choices and well…

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ya know,
i’ll admit that i was impressed with ex-nfl baller wolf,
antonio brown,
in the beginning.
i liked the way his video launches from the raiders to the pats.
since then…

it’s been a little off.
he still uses his social media to speak,
which i appreciate.
well antonio isn’t going out without a fight,
hence him using ^that muhammad ali reference on his ig.
he’s about to hit the nfl where it hurts via “espn“…

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grand opening; grand closing.
i didn’t think it would happen in 2 weeks tho.
antonio brown…
my first response when i saw this story was:

“Eek.”

i thought he found a new team,
would work his ass off to get a ring,
and be the “you thought?” story of next year.
nah.
The Universe seemed to have other plans.
he actually went and did some fuck shit via “espn“…

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as much as we see these fine males on social media,
we often forget one thing…

Males can be fuckin’ gross

don’t let the pecs,
  abs,
and perfect selfies fool you.
once weget comfortable around someone,
sometimes not,
we can cut tf up.
nfl baller wolf and professional drama king,
antonio brown,
was visiting his team doctor and did this for his ig stories…

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everyone wanted to fuck ex-nfl baller wolf,
larry johnson,
back in the day.
he was a hot off the grill in his glory days.
a few years ago,
a vixen i use to work with was dating him.
she moved all the way to miami to be with him.
he was a dj or something.
i wanted to ask her:

“Uh,
have you Google-d his life resume or…”

i’ve heard he is allegedly pretty unstable.
last i heard,
they broke up and she moved tf back up here.
i guess because of ryan russell coming out today,
larry was deep in the conspiracy theories on twitter.
this is what he had to tweet…

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i remember how obsessed i was with nfl baller wolf,
adrian peterson.
the lips,
biceps,
and pecs use to have my head spinning.
even tho my ex home vixen’s alleged pipe report was disappointing,
he was still a fantasy in my head.
for the life of me,
i just don’t get how baller wolves are still becoming broke.
in 2019,
even though he’s still playing ball,
adrian peterson is broke.
this is what “usa today” had to report…

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