trump secures the black vote because we like crime and sneakers?

Sometimes,
I feel like I’m gonna wake up and I’m gonna be back at my mother’s crib.
She is gonna be alive because it’s gonna be 1999.
I won’t remember anything that transpired before this.
It’s all gonna be a fever dream but it’s God reset.

some black folks in the country confuse me tbh.
trump came out with the insurrection 6s and they’re targeted to black people:

trump spoke at the black conservative federation gala,
which is a contradiction all in it’s own,
and he says

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ya’ll need to stop taking these married men serious like frfr

Do folks not have pride anymore?
Goodness.

i always said that if i ever messed with someone who is married,
cause i can be honest about my hoeness,
i am cutting it off the moment he wants to leave his partner.

“I’m unhappy.”
“They always bugging me.”
“I’m tired of them washing my clothes with Tide.”

i don’t know.
whatever excuses married hoes make when they want to leave.

i don’t need him to be anything but dick,
money,
and a good time.
my holes ain’t free.
here is the thing to always remember

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orlando brown is the black male celebrity hole slayer?

we don’t font or talk about mental illness in this country enough.
orlando brown is clearly mentally ill but…

What if he is telling the truth?

devil’s advocate,
of course.

he claims that he has taken down many of the black male celebrity wolves we know…

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when did kelly rowland become beyonce’s spokeswoman?

we will always have someone in our lives who is better than us.
siblings.
classmates.

the local celebrities on social media.
we will always stand in their shadows

…but that doesn’t mean we have to do their PR either.

we should NOT be answering about anyone else but our own stuff.
this is my issue with my beautiful vixen,
kelly rowland.
during her press runs for her new movie,
mea culpa” with fione ass trevante rhodes…

they keep asking her about whatever bey got going on.
she finally flipped her wig here…

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quincy brown wants us to know his face is perfect

i think quincy brown is “handsomes”.
not only is he “handsomes” but he has wild charisma.


even his step father knows he is “handsomes”.

he was born to be a star.
see what i did there?
no?
okay…

quincy was blessed with one of those faces to look at all day but Foxhole,
why “come” he did this..

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the “God they’re insufferable” tour of mo’nique and daddy continues

Mo’Nique is ruining her legacy with me.
Ugh.

is anyone going to call mo’nique out?
someone that she doesn’t have beef with?
i feel like her and that jackal she is married to are out of control.
i wish she didn’t do club shay shay.
i’ll be 100 with you that i didn’t even watch it.
i’m kind of over her.
i don’t get their end game here with leaking her son’s past texts to the public

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