her tongue put the diggs in stefon diggs (get it? diggs because… ok)

before we start,
stefon diggs
has a real fat tail.
i been peeping the side tail curves of the cheekage:

look at when he turns to the side and walks away with some other vixen on his “shoot up all the clubs” tour:

insta-cheekage with the little jello jiggle when he walks.
we stan.

anyhoo,
some she-jackal said not only was she allegedly fuckin’ stefon,

but she diggs all in that cake of his.
get it?
cause his last name is…
okay,
so these are her alleged tweets

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cardi b gives us an exclusive because she thought we were idiots

stefon,
is this what you had to do to try and get rid of the alleged bi rumors baby?

sheesh.
i hate when celebs (and anyone) lie about shit we already know is the truth.
we aren’t stupid but apparently they think we are.
cardi b is a liar.
people were calling her out for obviously being pregnant,
while still being married to offset,
and to a baller wolf who has about 50-11 kids already.
allegedly,
he just had one and/or having another along with…

we need to have a meeting with her pussy management because…

for all of this speculation,
for cardi to get on “cbs morning show” with an “exclusive” to reveal…

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dante the body just had an episode guys; it’s totally fine

what does a mental health episode look like?
okay,
let’s rephrase:

what does YOUR idea of a true mental health episode look like?

i can’t font for you,
but for me,
it means removing myself from all things until further notice.
before it was wallowing in self pity and sadness.
these days,
its quietly finding what brings me joy to recharge my batteries.

unlike the others,
i can’t pour from an empty cup.

last week,
dante the body had a mental health episode.
he posted a dramatic AF social media post:

“I’M UNALIVING MYSELF AND IF YOU FIND THIS NOTE,
IT’S TOO LATE!”

( x you can see it here )
well,
whoops!…

because he posted this

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the new face of “see black people bad”

imagine getting on the bus,
looking at tiktok or whatever,
and getting stabbed TF up while minding your business.
it’s wild that you gotta have your head on a swivel out here.
not only that:

no one will step in to save your ass,
but they will upload your death for the forests to see.

nowadays,
when “crazy people” get on the train or in my bubble:

i “be” having all eyes open

…because you just don’t know.
remember when that hyena burned that black lady alive on the MTA?
i’m still annoyed i watched that video thinking it was a prank video.

what happened to this iranian refugee,
iryna zarutska,
was horrific in north carolina.

she left a country that would kill her,
only to be killed in this country.
the issue isn’t “a mentally deranged hyena” murdered her

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the farmers begging remind me of the katrina victims tbh

so when i was down the rabbit hole of the katrina doc by ryan coogler on hulu,
something they mentioned was how they were allegedly withholding funding,
because they wanted to buy the land from the black folks by any means.
it made me go:

“oof!
that doesn’t quiet the barks about conspiracy theories with the levees none.”

i saw this video about “farmers for our new president“,
begging for help:

@nowthisimpact

Arkansas farmers held a town hall to address dire industry challenges — including skyrocketing costs due to tariffs and plummeting crop prices. Without emergency aid, one in three farmers could face bankruptcy this year.

♬ original sound – NowThis Impact – NowThis Impact

but it was these comments on reddit that made me go “oof”…

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are we are in the “give us nothing” era of performance?

there is no denying that many of the new artists today are missing something.
is it charisma?
talent?
superstardom?

many of these folks just don’t have “it“.
so when they perform at award shows,
we are often left yawning.
the VMAs are a shell of it’s former self now.
why?
there are no:

we don’t have any real superstars anymore besides the current millennial acts.
i saw this performance from “the new britney“,
aka tate mccrae,
at the VMAS and i was like…

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