the attentionistos are out here asking you to pay to see their peens.
yes.
they will sit up there,
straight flexing in a video,
asking you to pay some ridiculous amount.
connectpal is the new “hoe stroll”.
there is no more standing on a street corner,
flashing a little leg,
and hoping someone rich pulls over while avoiding the police.
most of the attentionistos are pulling out their laptops,
finding their best angles with the baby oil,
and making their peens do a little dance.
i’ve noticed something…

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okay…
what is happening to mr. butt cheeks aka jacob kohinoor?
i got so much emails about him allegedly transitioning.
well he isn’t transitioning into a “caitlyn jenner”,
but he is transitioning into something else.
he put up this youtube video to explain what he is trying to do now…
Continue reading “Mr. Butt Cheeks Got It Long (and He Don’t Care)” →

…squatters tho?
“got your back?”
she should know trump ain’t even gonna listen to her with that ghetto girl talk.
i keep asking myself when it comes to stacey dash if it has really come to this?
she is trying way too hard,
but i guess if it pays the bills and keeps her semi-relevant.
sadly she will be a joke after this is all said and done.
shame.

lowkey: michelle looks like she would work her out.
stacey don’t want it.

joseline hernandez,
oh lhhatl fame,
has a surprise for us.
this is what she posted on her instagram…
Continue reading “Joseline Hernandez Is With… Something” →

even i asked myself what was the sorcery behind ^this.
well kim kardashian heard all our questions,
in and out our heads,
and decided to address it on her snapchat.
so kim was one of the featured guests in the new fergie video,
“milf$”.
don’t even ask.
well that was one of of kim’s featured scenes and…
well…
her waist looks non existent.
ironically a bag or large sweater isn’t hiding it.
kim was legit walking around with props tho.
so this is her answer…
Continue reading “How The Attentionista Got Her Small Waist (You Can Too!)” →

what is going on with stacey dash?
is it mental illness?
sudden dose of rabid attentionista she can’t rid of?
what?
she is so negative and bitter against her own kind.
what did “we” do to her?
it’s funny,
but last night i said to self:

“self.
i wonder what stacey dash thinks of what jesse’s speech?”

well i got my answer from a news source and a foxholer.
look at what she said to say via the new york daily news…
Continue reading “Stacey Dash Thinks Jesse Williams Is The Big Bad Wolf” →