even i asked myself what was the sorcery behind ^this.
well kim kardashian heard all our questions,
in and out our heads,
and decided to address it on her snapchat.
so kim was one of the featured guests in the new fergie video,
“milf$”.
don’t even ask.
well that was one of of kim’s featured scenes and…
well…
her waist looks non existent.
ironically a bag or large sweater isn’t hiding it.
kim was legit walking around with props tho.
so this is her answer…
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what is going on with stacey dash?
is it mental illness?
sudden dose of rabid attentionista she can’t rid of?
what?
she is so negative and bitter against her own kind.
what did “we” do to her?
it’s funny,
but last night i said to self:

“self.
i wonder what stacey dash thinks of what jesse’s speech?”

well i got my answer from a news source and a foxholer.
look at what she said to say via the new york daily news…
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this is kanye’s alleged message to everyone in the video.
maybe us who are scared for life.
well i guess kanye told them.
i’m sure taylor swift will take him up on his offer.

lowkey: can anyone really sue him?

everyone ready for ye”s video,
“fuckery and foolishness” “famous”?
it was kindly uploaded on twitter and well…
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ye is going through it!
omg…
so he finally comes out with the video for “famous”.
the twist?
the video contains alleged naked famous celebs in it.

taylor swift
rihanna
chris brown
caitlyn jenner
amber rose
anna wintour
ray j
bill cosby
donald trump
george bush
…and of course,
kim kardashian

well allegedly…
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i honestly forgot tyga was a rapper wolf.
like,
a legit rapper wolf.
like,
one with full albums.
i only appreciate him when he does a feature.
he seems to show out as “the guest”.
well he was “the guest” in his relationship with kylie jenner.
now that they have broken up,
and she took her “lips” elsewhere,
he feels like she was the reason he wasn’t as poppin’.
an f-bi sent me what he said via the ny daily news…
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