i was legit waiting for a pig to fly across my skyline today.
when i woke up and saw the following,
i had to wonder if i was dreaming.
kim kardashian.
going to the white house.
discussing prison reform with tang.
i had to wonder if i was in another dimension or something.
alas it happened today and it was NOT a joke…
Continue reading “Kim Kardashian Is What The Attentionistos Want To Be, But Can’t” →

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so this entry is extremely alleged.
so a foxholer sent me this alleged snap of ya’ll’s manz,
deven hubbard.
as you know,
it’s been a lituation as far as he is concerned.
i don’t know WHAT to think anymore,
but foxhole…

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i’m starting to think there is a drug in these forests that’s hard to kick.
what’s it called?
“being an attentionisto“.
it’s like coke.
once you get that first hit,
you keep searching for that same high over and over.
instead of it being snorted up your nose,
it’s the likes and attention that comes with social media.
jon moody seems to have gotten that hit.
ever since he got on “southern charm: new orleans”,
he has been rather extra.
well a foxholer sent me this video he put on his ig…
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i know her mother must be vex af.
so remember ( x that lil demon ) i posted about before?
her name is lil tay and she was doing entirely too much at 9.
well all that flexing on the gram led to her mama getting fired.
a foxholer sent me this news reporter and well…
Continue reading “Lil Tay Gonna Need More Money For Her Rent” →

this is ^how i looked at the following.
i had the biggest screw face at work.
i knew i’d have time after work.
so i guess some folks felt excluded after donald glover’s video,
“this is america”.
nicole arbour,
a attentionista random,
wanted to try her hand at copying the video.
she calls it “this is america: women’s edit”.
ya’ll…
Continue reading “This Is America: Where Black Folks Can’t Have Their Own” →

major shout out to all those graduating this year!
sidebar: i get a lot of emails telling me the foxhole helped through college life.
glad i could join!
well someone who has graced the foxhole recently graduated.
this is what a foxholer sent me…
Continue reading “When We Don’t Know If To Clap Because He Graduated College” →