Category: I’M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU’RE A DOOFUS
saquon barkley gave nothing; jalen hurts gave everything

Oh,
Saquon,
was it worth it?
some people simply don’t understand the assignment.
either in life choices or for events.
nothing drives me crazy when it’s a themed event and people dress out of theme.
That’s like the time I went to a pajama party and people showed up in jeans.
Here I was,
wearing this fly Tommy Hilfiger pajama set I got on sale from Macys.
Only about five of us showed up dressed in the proper attire.
nfl baller jackal,
saquon barkley,
could have tried a little harder at the met gala.
he looks like he is wearing a leftover from the espys.where is the white fiance?

his teammate,
jalen hurts,
didn’t have scheduling conflicts last night tho…
trans vixens outing males like gay males is a contradiction.

there are many trans vixens who baffle me in 2025.
like,
straight up “i need an updated file” type of baffling.
anytime i font about the following and ask a particular question,
no one has anything to say/font back.
Trans vixens can’t be seen as vixens but outing males like gay males.
it’s like they are still living as gay males with female trauma.
a trans she jackal in houston exposed males in her DMS that were trying to talk to her.
they are titled as “DL males” but then i had a thought via “the root”…
i am a passport hoe and got my cheeks annihilated by a booty terrorist

whenever you read stories like the following,
you imagine the gay was having wild sex with someone who looks like ^this.
more than likely,
it was more like this:


i’d imagine if a gay bagged a real sexy afghan,
he would be barefoot with a pregnant surrogate.
toyosi osideinde,
the black gay in that picture,
said he was getting his tail to’ up from a afghan terrorist while watching gossip girl.
it’s the way he told this story via the post…
latrance battle was in a trance because the penis made her turn into ICE

i knew this would happen.
when ICE started hunting in plain clothes and/or masks,
it would give the jackals and hyenas the idea to do it.
imagine this happening to you:
…and you can’t confirm who these jackals are because anyone could buy this get up.
bad enough,
sometimes they go hunting with face masks on.
i read a story of our first jackal,
who happens to be a she-jackal,
pretended to be an agent of ICE because penis made her lose her mind…
“so which of his policies really resonated with you?”

when we see a male looking like ^this,
in all this specific attire,
one can assume where they land politically.
this is probably somewhere in their phone:

my white friend told me when you see this:

assume the worst.
tbh,
it doesn’t even have to be those stereotypes.
it can be a regula degula,
especially ones we actually know.
what i find most interesting are gays who voted for current administration.
i saw this video and…
hey babe, new tariff update just dropped

so Foxhole,
the toxic relationship just called us with an update:
The tariffs are off for 90 days.
i thought our new president said other countries were trying to kiss his ass…
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