many years ago when i was in “hoe phase” lite,
i went home with a wolf i didn’t know i was going home with.
we been sexting and texting the days leading up to that night.
he hit me up and told me he was coming to take me to an event.
it was a gay event or something.
i remember being on the way to drunk because he kept buying me drinks.
after we finished molesting each other on the dance floor,
we went back to his car and made out.
at that moment,
i knew i was getting some pipe but…

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