i wonder if jennifer lopez learned anything in this ben debacle?

Can you imagine being Jennifer Lopez right now?
Lawd have mercy.

honestly,
this mess is on her…

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the interview with the DL pro athlete who has a lot to (not) say

We really need to stop handing out microphones to just anyone.

a VIX-BI tipped me off with the latest scoop.
apparently,
there’s a DL baller wolf playing for a NY team,
along with being on both teams.

he decided to grace @jeffperlaa’s IG with his presence…

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kendall washington has something to font about them big bunz leaking

I’m not even gonna hold you but he has some big bunz.

sometimes,
you can’t always tell when a male has nice cheeks when he is wearing pants.

kendall washington from love island fame is one of those types.

we fonted about him ( x and that tail of his ) the other day.

i never got the point of outing someone over something petty,
but outing someone you supposedly loved and trusted?

That’s next-level betrayal.

kendall addressed his outing on his IG stories…

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we created the musk monster tbh

So I guess he is baffled all of these white characters got re-made?
I only recognize Ariel.
Who are these other characters?????
I’m always confused with his confusion.

tbh,
i don’t want to hear any more complaints about elon musk.

we all played a part in creating what he has become.
he flaunts his racism but we continue to use twitter.
many of us bark like dogs because his app,
unlike the other social media platforms,
lets us upload smut and indulge in our degenerate ways.
we can’t have it both ways but let’s be honest…

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you think trump took anything amber rose said on that stage seriously?

Amber Rose.
Oh,
poor Amber Rose.

going hard for trump and then showing up at the rnc?
really?

amber always seemed like a vixen who lost her way.
her looks and bawdy moves got her far but…

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so, uh, what about that presidential debate last night?!

last night,
we all watched a horror movie together.

unfortunately,
we are watching and starring in it as well.

“Nightmare of the ’24 Presidential Election”

there’s no popcorn,
the seats are uncomfortable,
and the only way we can escape is leaving the country.
the two that we can’t escape from are biden and trump.
what we learned from last night’s debate is…

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