“ironic“.
there is a song from alanis morissette i really like off her “jagged little pill” album.

what?
that album is therapy for the broken-hearted.
anyway,
the song is all about ironic situations that happen in this interesting life of ours.
herman cain,
a republican and stark trump supporter,
died today.
it’s the “how” that leads to the irony via “the washington post“…

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*the following is rated r.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

i’ve been wanting to see that jamaican beef patty in action for a minute.
not safaree regular jackin off content,
but i want to see if he is full jamaican in bed.
i heard the pipes be havin’ voodoo in them and i’m curious.
well erica mena,
his wife,
posted this:

for 50 dollars,
i was expecting a full “daggering the pums to death” special on her onlyfans.
this is what was allegedly shown instead…

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tyrese devon haspil.
a handsome young 21 year old hyena.
like,
super villain type of hyena.
he was a personal assistant since he was 16 to tech ceo,
fahim saleh.

well tyrese is accused of killing fahim,
which is the talk of the tech forests right now.
this is how it was done via “intelligencer“…

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most people have a lurker or burner account on social media.
i mean i can’t judge because i have one.

honesty hour: i was lurking on my crush’s ig even before officially meeting him.
hell,
sometimes i still lurk even though we follow each other.
i don’t want him to know i get heart eyes every time he posts something.
shrug

i have no shame in admitting that.
you shouldn’t feel shamed either.

many blue checks have burner pages that aren’t run by their pr teams.
hell,
beyonce even has a secret snapchat.
some people make fake accounts to:

– lurk on exes/crushes/exes new love interests
– follow people they hate to slaughter them in group chats
– indulge in same sex situations without judgment
– freaks
– don’t want folks to find out their love of knitting and cross dressing

acting wolf,
armie hammer (catch me if you can),
doesn’t care about a lurksta.
as you know a few years ago,
he got caught up on twitter for ( x liking bdsm and bondage kink ).
last week,
he got a divorce from his wife,
but all of his alleged cheating from his “blue check” ig came out yesterday…

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we should be really scared of our government.
no,
i’m being serious.
the trump administration is so lax about the rona is absolutely baffling.
they are urging schools and other things to open up,
yet folks are still catching this virus in rapid numbers.
folks are dying and our president is literally walking through a garden of roses.
he is literally trying not to breathe in that shit is stinkin’.
it’s really ridiculous and downright terrifying.
so trump’s administration is stopping all reporting from the cdc about the rona via “ny times“…
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oh hi biceps.
you know i love biceps.
it’s gonna be so weird to see the nba baller wolves playing without an audience.
as you know,
they are headed to disney world to finish the season for the “nba restart“.
that’s another thing.
they are playing in florida where the spikes are high af.
well mr. biceps aka russell westbrook, 
who plays for the houston rockets,
had an announcement on his social media…

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