Have you ever found yourself looking back at someone you swore you were over?
Because,
well,
I did.
I shouldn’t have,
but curiosity got the best of me last night.

lately,
he’s been dominating my thoughts out of nowhere.
not just that,
but i’ve been seeing his name everywhere.
there was a time when just thinking about him would cause me pain.
my stomach would hurt and i’d feel like i’d want to vomit.
i had a hunger and craving of him filling me up.
after a friend casually mentioned him out of nowhere,
i started to wonder:

Was it all a coincidence?

so,
i went and looked…

can we normalize…

i fonted it.
i sure did.
if i was white with the whole big breasted like this:

shiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeett.
“you want a taste of these torpedo tits?
sign up for my OF.”

So I have a question about OF…

you know you’ll see a OF male of the swamp with a headline:

“Top 10%”
“Top 0.1%”

…or something to that effect.
it makes it seem like they’re making big bank on OF.
i just peeped a list that was released about the top earners on OF…

Would you settle for the knockoff version of something instead of the original?

earlier today,
i was at dunkin,
indulging in my usual iced coffee.
it was one of those “i deserve!” days.
while i was casually scrolling through my phone,
i heard this deep and low voice behind me.

“Can you add caramel to this coffee,
please?”

it sounded like work wolf…

You cannot,
and will not,
font that Rhyheim Shabazz is not a good looking hybrid.

so when i look OF content,
it is the passion that takes it (literally) for me.
it’s the act of sex itself that is sexy to me.
there will always be a level of dominance in sex,
because it is still an animalistic (and painful) act,
but i always enjoy the big things in the middle when someone is being topped.
i’m full of puns today.

The moaning
The grunting
The begging
The eyes rolling
The “Oh babys” and the “I can’t take anymore”

if that ain’t happening,
i’m not interested.
there has been a whole discussion on elon’s swamp about rhyheim.
i peeped that someone tweeted:

“They let Rhyheim HAVE IT.”

…about his latest scene that happened to be a threesome.
“pops impaled” as he called it.
first of all,
pops with these two young looking twunk wolves?
what?
anyway,
when i went to go look because i was expecting a scene…

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I had to wonder:
Have you ever noticed how sometimes,
the storms in our lives feel bigger and scarier than they actually turn out to be?

last week,
i found myself in a spiraling of worry.
i was crazy anxious about karaoke,
a few friends,
and some Foxholers living in tampa, florida.
all of them in the direct path of hurricane milton.
the panic only deepened after hearing a government official’s stern warning:

“Leave or y’all gonna die!”

while some friends and Foxholers were in full blown panic,
i called karaoke,
bracing myself for the worst.
to my surprise…