What we’re not gon’ do today is feel depressed.
What we’re not gon’ do today is feel worthless.
What we’re not gon’ do today is feel left out.

because let’s be real,
today is just the day for people to flex off their relationships.
the posts are rolling in:

“Haha,
I ain’t lonely today,
bitch!”

but realistically…

This has been the weirdest and wildest of timelines.

if the history books write about this,
and a strong “if” since they want to gut the department of education,
it is going to be a time that america was at its worst.
i have a ton of questions about the owner of X in the oval office.

the first one is…

Have you ever noticed how some people treat friendships like a waiting room until their relationship is ready?

growing up,
i went through hell with jackals so i mastered the art of the swerve early.
to this day,
people are still salty i dropped them like a bad habit.

it was never about me being a bad friend or two faced.
it was about them and their fucked up behavior.
too-da-loo bitch.
you know what really grinds my gears tho?…

I don’t think I’ve ever admitted how much of a lowkey Aretha Franklin stan I am.
I love her music and it has def gotten me through hard times.

when did music stop being a movement too?
back in the day,
black artists didn’t just entertain:

They educated
They protested
They pushed culture forward.

sure,
we needed to dance and escape,
but we also needed to feel seen and to be uplifted.
artists like…

the so-called kings of the nfl got their crowns snatched at the super bowl.
hell,
it was legit handed to them tbp.
last night wasn’t just a regular super bowl:

It was a reckoning.

while the forests were preparing for a “look at how taylor reacts” glaze sesh…
and can we font about what her manz was wearing last night?

ugh.
i would NEVER let my manz walk out the door like that.
like,
WTF is that?
i know him saying ( x he didn’t like gumbo ) made the spirits MAD too.
something far more satisfying ended up unfolding…

Beyonce’s internet just took another loss.
I don’t think I’ve felt this sad since King Nate left OF.
I’m still fuckin’ vex about that BTDUBS.

this news is like that FWB who knew exactly how to please your bawdy right,
only to cut you off without warning when you were horny AF and needed it ASAP.

“TF you mean you’re getting married and going to be faithful?
UM,
HELLO?
WHO IS GONNA FUCK ME NOW?”

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the underground goldmine of good videos…