Category: JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES
honey, look, a new lizzo temper tantrum just dropped

as i learn to really observe people,
i learn that those who are a “pro-” something are really insecure.
they play a good cosplay of “the strong one” or “i’m above it all” but…
These people are the first to be easily broken when the flames get too hot.
intense amounts of criticism usually breaks them.
that being fonted:
Lizzo annoys me to the core nowadays.
she was so amazing when she first came out and then took a serious left turn.
from the antics during the panny to claims of alleged bullying from her dancers.
you’d think she would lay low,
let this all blow over,
and come out with a song for us to forget those moments.
this is what i assumed she was doing because i haven’t heard her name in a minute.
nope!
i rolled my eyes when i saw her latest social media post…
diddy is might need to file for chapter 13 with God at this point

“A Lannister always pays it’s debts.” – the Lannister motto,
Game of Thrones
that is one of my favorite quotes from “game of thrones“.
that show was brilliant and showed the true dynamics of characteristics within people.
i took that quote as whatever debts we create in life,
we always have to pay in some way.
good or bad.
There comes a point we can’t outsmart or pay off our fates.
all eyes were tuned into diddy yesterday,
we all watched as his homes got raided and his kids were put in handcuffs.
and as much as i want to feel sorry for one of our black legends in entertainment…
Continue reading “diddy is might need to file for chapter 13 with God at this point” →i love putting dudes in all kinds of positions, no diddy

pause.
i love when a “straight” male is knee deep in flirting with my gay ass,
he is revealing his true colors as he speaks,
and then he hits me with a “pause“.

pause in the black community is like insurance for your straightness.
all of your sus shit is excused as long as you say pause at the end of a sentence.
It’s like some Christians who think their slates are wiped clean at the altar every Sunday.
i don’t know which year that pause came out but in 2024,
the phrase for straight protection are changing to…
beyonce gets dragged by one of her top villains for this country-inspo album

my only regret in life is it took me a really long time to realize this.
because of my trauma,
i always tried to be seen in a good light.
it was always met with criticism that made me question myself.
you could do everything perfectly,
dotting all “i”‘s and crossing all “t”‘s…
They’ll still talk about you like you are filth.
i’m really excited about beyonce dippin’ her feet into country.
i’m a country-lite fan myself but i love when bey puts her spin on things.
i love the two singles she released in anticipation of “cowboy carter“.
she released the album cover yesterday with this caption:
…which i really liked tremendously.
azealia banks doesn’t like any of it and had this to font…
so they gonna play in our faces like we are bozos about kate middleton?

Why are they trying to play us like we were born yesterday?
Don’t they realize many of us have common sense?
so the great “where is kate?” mystery got even more weirder.
i don’t even fuck with kate like that but i’m lowkey invested.
i love solving things that don’t make sense.
if you don’t make sense to me then i’m interested.
kate went missing and a whole bunch of weird shit transpired.
( x read here for a timeline of all the weird shit )
( x here is another great one from buzzfeed )
tmz is gonna tell us they got video of kate at a farm…
trevon diggs seems like he regrets breeding joie chavis

Lawd.
i think joie chavis was one of the prettiest vixens i ever seen.
i kinda use to think she would be above it all too.
like,
the type who knows she is cute but OD particular.
welp,
nope.
let’s keep it real…
She is kinda,
sorta,
maybe a hoe.
…and i mean that is fine,
but she keeps having going away presents in her hoing.
she has 2 kids with 2 rappers…
…and about to have a 3rd with a baller wolf,
trevon diggs.
he is the brother of stefon diggs and this is his 3rd too.
so they might be equally yolked in their hoing as well.
what is wild to me is joie and trevon are on and off but she decides to get bred by him.
so he has been getting clowned all over social media because of this.
this might be the shame we have been lacking in the forests.
cam’ron shared his thoughts about it on his podcast with mase and…




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