Category: JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES
SO MALIK JOSEPH NEARLY SHOT UP ELIJAH WILDE?
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Adult content, Nudity, Sexual Situations

believe people when they show you who they are.
i see a lot of second and twenty-fifth chances out here.
better yet,
i see:
“They wouldn’t do it to me.”
we have talked about onlyfans star,
malik joseph,
on countless occasions.
ya’ll love for him turning out to the gay for pay attentionistos,
but he has shown his alleged violent tendencies a couple of times.
( x one example here )
( x throw in this one for good measure )
another only fans star,
elijah wilde,
had something to share about his alleged experience with mailk…
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YESTERDAY GAVE ME TREMENDOUS ANXIETY

this didn’t help anyone’s anxiety in new yawk…
there i was,
engaged in the second season of ozark,
while under my covers when i heard about the mass shooting on the mta.
it’s like i’m at a point where i’m not shocked anymore.
Very dramatic video from the incident as the subway arrived at 36th St Sunset Park in Brooklyn. #brooklyn #shooting #nyc pic.twitter.com/5cOdeYPIb1
— Kristoffer Kumm (@Kristofferkumm) April 12, 2022
the world has gone mad off some kind of energetic liquid courage.
i have been getting my resume to get a cute part-time gig,
but this incident was confirmed for me yesterday…
JUSSIE SMOLLETT IS FULL OF RELEASES SINCE HIS RELEASE (THANK YOU GOD)

i feel like i conjure up jussie smollett tbh.
every time that i say to myself that i haven’t heard from him,
he tends to pop up with the “hey big head” on my ass.
so he released a new song called “thank you God” since his release…
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ROBBERY, FRAUD, AND SOME SEX: THE TERROR OF DERRICK PATTERSON?

if some of you saw someone like ^this on grindr,
he might pique your interest.
me,
not so much.
he looks clumsy in this get-up.
the benz would be his redeeming factor and Lord knows if it’s his.
derrick patterson,
in the above picture,
was allegedly out here terrorizing gay males out in la for a year and a half.
he was allegedly robbing males he met off grindr.
a foxholer sent in this story per ktla…
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THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO “DEMON TIME”

some of us have been smashed by a demon.
don’t even laugh because you know you have.
there are plenty of demons in the hood,
on jack’d,
and trying to fuck you behind their baby mama’s backs.
on the low tho,
demon sex beez kinda right.
they have to smash good because they need lodging and a free meal.
what if…
…you could get smashed by a literal demon?
like,
an invisible demon from the depths of horny hell?
this spanish male claims he has been getting tag teamed by demons.
he decided to set up a camera and record it for us to review…
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IMAGINE WAKING UP AND FINDING YOUR ARMS WERE RIPPED OFF BY PIT BULLS?
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Graphic Content, Triggering Material

one of my good friends stays payin’ bail about pit bulls.
i refuse to let my feet off their necks.
something about those dogs is dangerous af to me.
i feel like it’s in their nature to snap and maul your ass.
i read a story today that didn’t help change my mind.
the victim was mauled and had her arms amputated by a pit bull mauling.
she found out she had no arms when she awoke from her coma.
per daily mail…
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