ATTENTION: Peanut Lands First Interview With Bossip!

Screen Shot 2013-04-17 at 6.53.49 PM….and BANG.
peanut tells all.
i have no words right now.
well i do,
but i’ll hold them til after.
get ready for “the interview”
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OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

guillotineya know,
i have never said this before.
i usually like to stay humble,
but i gotta say this.
i mean it too.
after looking at that video of peanut on facebook…

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The Jackal Wolf Who Is Going Around Town Giving People Aids

you know it pissed me off that i couldn’t post about this guy right here:

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take a good look at him.
looks like a wolf that if you met him,
and he had some swagg and charm,
you probably would have given him some.

alas,
he is the enemy.
the bad guy.
the new breed of jackal wolf.
everyone meet isaac don burks.
he is currently wanted for murder.
if you aren’t careful,
you could be a victim…

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WOLF MEAT: (147)

i went on twitter and saw these tweets:

i gave credit for the boldness.
i also wondered who the hell was he and why was i following?
i went on his wall and saw butt cheeks everywhere.
it was his birthday recently and his followers decided to send this wolf some cakey love

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“You Ain’t No Hero So Get The Fuck Outta Here.”

this is not the face of a hero.

… supposedly.
according to a witness,
that fat baller jackal had to be begged to pull his friend,
jerry brown,
out the burning car he crashed while drunk out his mind….

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One of The Hyena’s In This Elmo Case Is An Expert Booty Popper

i don’t know what this has to do with the case,
but i guess this is evidence

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