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Justin Timberlake Is Shooting Blanks With These Songs

so i guess “filthy” didn’t work so they’re trying something new.
justin timberlake has a new song/video for us.
it’s called “supplies” and well…
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So Nelly Allegedly Out Here Raping Vixens Now?

after darren sharper,
incredibly one of the finest baller wolves,
got accused and convicted of rape,
good looks don’t mean shit.
i woke up today to hear nelly,
one of the finest rapper wolves,
was arrested of alleged rape today.
well i caught the flu,
but you know i’m ready
this is what tmz had to say…
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The Removal of All Things “Black” Are Out of Miley Cyrus

well miley cyrus fresh out of rehab.
which rehab,
you ask?
“the temporary effects of appropriating black culture“.
i bet she was a honor student because look at her new video for “malibu”.
it also happens to be her new single
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The Killer Jackal of Facebook Live

facebook live.
ig live.
i don’t know the true purpose of it.
on one end,
it helped document one of the biggest “black lives matter” crimes in real time.
the other side is it has everyone thinking they are more important than they are.

“i ate a chicken sandwich today and had a profound moment…”

“ask me anything…”

“let me drive around and look in the screen for no reason at all…”

well ^that jackal up there?
he decided to use facebook live to allegedly commit homicides in cleveland, ohio.
nbc news has more…
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The Pastor Jackal Who Hated Gays… But Loved Underaged Males

i love when hyenas and jackals get caught up in stupidity.
it makes for an exciting day.
this is why it’s best not to argue with idiots who judge you.
their day of judgement is coming.
the skeletons that tend to be revealed…
hmm.
so remember the “pulse” orlando club shooting?
well everyone who was anti-gay had something to say about it.
pastors included.
well one jackal in pastorial fur who had a big mouth has been exposed.
a couple f-bis sent in why via raw story
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My Rich Baller Friends Would Bail Me Outta Jail!

rich friends are cool.
they can:

get you out of drama
help you pay an overdue bill
score some hardcore coke or horse tranqs for a night cap

they can also pay your bail when you allegedly ahve your baby daddy murdered.
that is where ^this she jackal comes in at.
her rich friends bailed her out after she was arrested for the crime.
this is how much they put down via new york daily news
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