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The Removal of All Things “Black” Are Out of Miley Cyrus

well miley cyrus fresh out of rehab.
which rehab,
you ask?
“the temporary effects of appropriating black culture“.
i bet she was a honor student because look at her new video for “malibu”.
it also happens to be her new single
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The Killer Jackal of Facebook Live

facebook live.
ig live.
i don’t know the true purpose of it.
on one end,
it helped document one of the biggest “black lives matter” crimes in real time.
the other side is it has everyone thinking they are more important than they are.

“i ate a chicken sandwich today and had a profound moment…”

“ask me anything…”

“let me drive around and look in the screen for no reason at all…”

well ^that jackal up there?
he decided to use facebook live to allegedly commit homicides in cleveland, ohio.
nbc news has more…
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The Pastor Jackal Who Hated Gays… But Loved Underaged Males

i love when hyenas and jackals get caught up in stupidity.
it makes for an exciting day.
this is why it’s best not to argue with idiots who judge you.
their day of judgement is coming.
the skeletons that tend to be revealed…
hmm.
so remember the “pulse” orlando club shooting?
well everyone who was anti-gay had something to say about it.
pastors included.
well one jackal in pastorial fur who had a big mouth has been exposed.
a couple f-bis sent in why via raw story
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My Rich Baller Friends Would Bail Me Outta Jail!

rich friends are cool.
they can:

get you out of drama
help you pay an overdue bill
score some hardcore coke or horse tranqs for a night cap

they can also pay your bail when you allegedly ahve your baby daddy murdered.
that is where ^this she jackal comes in at.
her rich friends bailed her out after she was arrested for the crime.
this is how much they put down via new york daily news
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I Was Told There’d Be Punches and Spit on The C Train

you know what’s funny?
i asked someone the other day:

“can you bring a gun on the train?”

not that i was,
but i wanted to know how safe were we on the mta.
that’s new yawk’s train system.
well they responded a shocking “yes”.
so those metal things i go through aren’t detecting weapons?
duly noted.
well a f-bi sent me this article today of more homophobic drama in new yawk.
this time,
it’s on the c train in brooklawn via the ny daily news
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Let’s Record Him High and Send It to RadarOnline

i find videos like the following to be very sad.
so i didn’t know gary houston,
whitney houston‘s brother,
was allegedly addicted to drugs.
well i found out yesterday when an f-bi sent me the following article:

Whitney Houston Brother Caught Unconscious Outside Drug Den In Video

…courtesy of radar online.
of course,
i saw “drug den” and had to see wtf was up.
well in the video was so depressing to me.
it showed gary,
allegedly high af,
in his suv.
check it out below
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