Category: IT’S A DUB
my confusion, jealousy, and sabotage broke up work wolf and i

one night,
while wolf wolf and I were in the streets,
we had a big blow up.
it ended with him asking me:
“What?
You jealous of her or something?”
i was.
i never really admitted how work wolf and i ended.
that conversation with karaoke triggered a lot of time to reflect.
my jealousy and spitefulness over him played a big part but…
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plaqueboymax is tired of ya’ll wanting to pulverize dem meaty bunz

Besides Aaron Taylor Johnson,
a straight having a fat tail often means lacking big meat.
We have seen this time and time again on OF.
I don’t make the rules.
back in the 90s,
jean claude van damme and christopher meloni were know for their fat tails.


they knew they had a gay audience and kept them well fed.
you can’t let the attentionistos of today know they got big butts.
they start to do everything to show it off in various ways on their socials,
but once the gays start trying to get into their boxes,
they suddenly want to cry wolf.
twitch streamer,
plaqueboymax,
has gotten too much attention for his butt cheeks has overwhelmed him…
so what time will the anarchy start during this sh!t show?

And.
Here.
We.
Go.
so its only been a week in this new administration and i’m exhausted.
i’ve noticed my tolerance and patience is at an all time low.
i read that our new president decided to continue living up to all expectations earlier:
a Foxholer sent me what this means in terms to understand…
Continue reading “so what time will the anarchy start during this sh!t show?” →don’t you love being the “i told you so” guy?

People learning the hard way…
again.
and again.
and again.
here’s the thing…
Continue reading “don’t you love being the “i told you so” guy?” →the tea you’re sipping could poison you too

What is it about villains like Lydia from Breaking Bad that stick with us long after their story ends?
i promise you,
i think about her often.
she was cold,
calculating,
and had this neurotic obsession with control.
she let others do her dirty work,
thinking she could sit comfortably on her untouchable pedestal.
in the end…
make the price of eggs great again

This is what it said when I went to the store this morning.
i just started making bomb omelettes too.
ugh.
you know the saying:
“You don’t know what you got til it’s gone.”
well,
i think the first to go in the new world order is the eggs.
eggs use to be like 4/carton for me.
nowadays…




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