Category: IT’S A DUB
saquon barkley gave nothing; jalen hurts gave everything

Oh,
Saquon,
was it worth it?
some people simply don’t understand the assignment.
either in life choices or for events.
nothing drives me crazy when it’s a themed event and people dress out of theme.
That’s like the time I went to a pajama party and people showed up in jeans.
Here I was,
wearing this fly Tommy Hilfiger pajama set I got on sale from Macys.
Only about five of us showed up dressed in the proper attire.
nfl baller jackal,
saquon barkley,
could have tried a little harder at the met gala.
he looks like he is wearing a leftover from the espys.where is the white fiance?

his teammate,
jalen hurts,
didn’t have scheduling conflicts last night tho…
saquon barkley didn’t get the “scheduling conflicts” group chat message, apparently

i know,
it sucks.
we think everyone black and fine has great decision making.
nfl baller wolf of the eagles,
jalen hurts,
is black and fine but seems to have great decision making.
…but why didn’t his teammate,
Saquon Barkley,
have great decision making?

that was the question i asked my friend yesterday.
he responded:
trans vixens outing males like gay males is a contradiction.

there are many trans vixens who baffle me in 2025.
like,
straight up “i need an updated file” type of baffling.
anytime i font about the following and ask a particular question,
no one has anything to say/font back.
Trans vixens can’t be seen as vixens but outing males like gay males.
it’s like they are still living as gay males with female trauma.
a trans she jackal in houston exposed males in her DMS that were trying to talk to her.
they are titled as “DL males” but then i had a thought via “the root”…
latrance battle was in a trance because the penis made her turn into ICE

i knew this would happen.
when ICE started hunting in plain clothes and/or masks,
it would give the jackals and hyenas the idea to do it.
imagine this happening to you:
…and you can’t confirm who these jackals are because anyone could buy this get up.
bad enough,
sometimes they go hunting with face masks on.
i read a story of our first jackal,
who happens to be a she-jackal,
pretended to be an agent of ICE because penis made her lose her mind…
“so which of his policies really resonated with you?”

when we see a male looking like ^this,
in all this specific attire,
one can assume where they land politically.
this is probably somewhere in their phone:

my white friend told me when you see this:

assume the worst.
tbh,
it doesn’t even have to be those stereotypes.
it can be a regula degula,
especially ones we actually know.
what i find most interesting are gays who voted for current administration.
i saw this video and…
so i guess we don’t want to f*ck roman reigns anymore

Of all the poses Roman Reigns could have done for Vanity Fair,
did he have to go with “submissive fox”?
It’s giving “me and the hubs are currently on a much needed vacation at The White Lotus in Hawaii”.
What is even going on here?
so i lusted after wwe wrestling wolf,
roman reigns,
in passing.
i would see clips of that beautiful face of his and be in awe.

i think he is much better looking than his cousin,
the rock.
i woke up to some news today that kind of changed all of that tbh.
roman said this to vanity fair and well…




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