Category: I’M GOOD
i wonder if jennifer lopez learned anything in this ben debacle?

Can you imagine being Jennifer Lopez right now?
Lawd have mercy.
honestly,
this mess is on her…
a small slice but a big risk: HIV in south carolina

South Carolina seems like a beautiful state.
during a road trip,
i made a quick stop when getting off i-95 in the early 00s.
when i stopped to get food at mcdonalds,
i was met with a vixen with thick southern accent and a multi-colored wig.
i had never seen that in my up north forests in that time.
for the south carolinian Foxholers tho…
What the hell is happening in South Carolina?
…and can someone explain why so many are living with hiv or aids down there?
the IG,
@spiritualworld,
had this to update…
Foxhole: if you do this, it ends with you winning the war

Have you ever wondered if sometimes the best way to win a war is by simply staying silent?
in the forest of power plays and PR battles,
silence can speak louder than any defense.
just ask justin baldoni,
the actor/director behind “it ends with us,“
who handled his BTS clash with blake lively like a true strategist.

last week,
blake’s past came back to haunt her as she was ( x trying to play the victim )…
the interview with the DL pro athlete who has a lot to (not) say

We really need to stop handing out microphones to just anyone.
a VIX-BI tipped me off with the latest scoop.
apparently,
there’s a DL baller wolf playing for a NY team,
along with being on both teams.
he decided to grace @jeffperlaa’s IG with his presence…
is there an exit button on this keke palmer and ain’t sh*t baby daddy group chat?

I had to wonder:
Why do we always find ourselves stuck playing “The Free Therapist” to those trapped in a toxic relationship?
there’s nothing more exhausting than the friend who’s stuck on the ride of an ain’t shit jackal.
her other vixen friends have learned to tune her out,
so she comes to her best gay with her tales of woe,
knowing we’ll lend an ear and be ready to ride out.
she’ll present you with a dossier of evidence of his bad behavior.
swearing up and down that she’s done,
but once the loneliness kicks in and there’s no other wolf waiting in the wings…
Guess who’s soft debuting on socials with her ‘ain’t shit’ jackal?

rinse and repeat until the next break up for another free therapy session.
take keke palmer,
for example.
she ( x stirred up all that drama ) about her baby daddy,
darius daulton,
last year.
we thought she was done but yesterday…
didn’t see dez bryant going full trans/homophobia on my 2024 bingo card

I had to wonder:
Is 2024 trying to ruin all the wolves i’ve fantasized about?
ex-baller wolf,
dez bryant,
is turning into the male amber rose.
it was their looks and mystery that drove us wild.
remember him in his prime:


sure,
dez has actual talent and amber rose looked cute.
sadly,
both have fallen victim to the same fate:
Revealing too much and removing all doubt.
dez bryant made his mark with that attitude…
that big mouth,
and those loose (twitter) fingers.
instead of playing football,
he’s always wearing cowboy hats,
angry about something,
and living comfortably as a twitter influencer.
he decided to hop on the misinformation bandwagon about the female boxing vixen from algeria,
imane khelif….




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