Category: I’M GOOD
he has a big penis and he loves to beat (in more ways than one?)

That Scream mask might be a foreshadow.
so i wanted to font heavy about someone named israel.
israel checks all boxes of attentionisto:






...but unfortunately,
like most pineapples on rihanna’s internet,
he can’t just look good and show off that big juicy penis.
they gotta ruin it somehow and some way.
israel’s ex,
lightskin goddess,
had a lot of font and show about her alleged time with him.
brace yourself…
holding it together with duct tape and prayer

How are you doing?
waits for you to font me how you are doing
i get it.
i totally get it.
we are living in strange times and every day,
we get a fresh headline of a new executive order or some other fuck shit.
you start thinking about your job security,
your future,
your past,
and that pesky question:
“How bad is it going to get?”

it’s making it’s way downtown and its walking fast.
i can font things will be fine but honestly:
I don’t know.
i truly don’t know.
here is the truth in full font.
ready?…
we have reached the fifth layer of hell (anger)

after the tom foolery that was yesterday,
i’ve been asking myself this for a while now:
God willing,
once this four-year nightmare is over and we somehow survive,
surely Americans will vote for someone who can undo this mess…
right?
honestly,
i hope this administration haunts us.
i hope it’s so unbearable that everyone races to the polls next election,
ready to make better choices.
after yesterday…
i had to wonder…
Continue reading “we have reached the fifth layer of hell (anger)” →guys, we are ready for our new president’s gaza resorts and casinos?

Has the Foxhole watched Stranger Things?
for those who have,
omg yes!
for those haven’t,
omg what?
does anyone remember the end of season 2?
it ended with them in the gym for the school dance,
but as the camera panned,
it showed what was happening in the same gym in the upside down place.

The upside down place in Stranger Things is a dark and decayed mirror of the real world.
Foxhole:
we are currently in the upside down place because everything is,
well,
upside THEEEEEE fuck down.
nothing makes sense and i had to wonder:
Is this all a twisted alternate dimension where logic took a smoke break and is never coming back?
in more “wtf is even happening anymore?” news,
reality continues to sign us up for a reality we didn’t ask for.
our new president posted something about gaza into a resort today…
the next four years of cars, no planes, and automobiles

i have a fear of flying but i also:
Have a fear of seeing a plane fall out the sky.
this scene in “knock at the cabin” legit terrified me.
spoilers included,
although the movie was terrible:
not to mention the movie,
“flight“:
but,
um,
our new president doing is helping stir the pot of my fears…
you’re single and hating life on valentine’s day, huh?

What we’re not gon’ do today is feel depressed.
What we’re not gon’ do today is feel worthless.
What we’re not gon’ do today is feel left out.
because let’s be real,
today is just the day for people to flex off their relationships.
the posts are rolling in:
“Haha,
I ain’t lonely today,
bitch!”
but realistically…
Continue reading “you’re single and hating life on valentine’s day, huh?” →



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