so i see everyone having a meltdown because mariah appeared on kai’s stream.
welp,
i’m here to font:

this is our faults.

like with our current president,
don’t act shocked now.
the only time i’ve watched a kai stream…

i’m in the business of people not needing to explain their relationships,
but i’m also in the business of reporting on it for The Foxhole.
we love the freshly squeezed juice especially when both parties are sexy AF.
it was always a “duh” about august alsina and zu for me.

they have strong chemistry
august hasn’t brought out “september” in quite some time
zu saying he ( x was gonna climb august like a tree when they got home ):

the way august looked so un-suspecting in the video…

…but yeah,
i already knew but didn’t need them to explain.
so when the Foxhole sent in what zu fonted…

one thing i learned from my mother was how she handled wolves.
when it was time to go,
she go.
there was no announcements or big blow ups and like clockwork:

i watched those same wolves circling back in panic,
blowing up the house phone,
knocking on the door,
and suddenly remembering her worth.

i’m not quite as ruthless at times but when i’m done,
i “be” done.
this isn’t just about wolves either…

we liked when aaron pierre was a mystery.
we don’t like aaron pierre with teyana taylor.
we get it…

i haven’t even seen “lightyear” and they still talking about this movie.
it came out in 2022 and it has traumatized the straights.

i’m tired of podcasters nowadays.
i’m equally tired of straight male podcasters but thats a whole nother story.
for one,
many of these folks don’t ask the right questions.
they invite celebs on so they can farm clout and get in their circles.
if it’s not bending over,
it’s swallowing the entire contents of the balls.
it annoys me because i don’t come to watch a circle jerk.
i can sub to an OF for that.
snoop went on “it’s giving” podcast and i’m so disgusted with him and this bimbo.
he is still in his feelings over a gay couple in “lightyear” that it has terrified him…

what in God’s name is going on with lil nas x?

i feel like he does not know who is he anymore.
somewhere between sliding down stripper poles and lap dancing on satan,
he fell off somewhere.
i was interested in this new era of his but then…

so allegedly,
he was hospitalized for an OD but was caught half naked walking the L.A. streets…