So,
I cried…
today.
keyword: today.

i wasn’t about to get netflix just to see beyonce perform yesterday.
netflix and i are on bad terms right now,
but that’s another story.
today,
i watched her concert in houston and it was chef’s kiss.
it’s a whole different level when black excellence takes the stage.
bey has been the entire forest in an industry where we’ve had to fight just to plant roots.
yesterday,
she graced her hometown with a special christmas performance at some arena.
something about the nfl…
ya know,
who cares because once bey rode in on her high horse…

I got something that I didn’t realize until yesterday when I was in sudden pain.

it all started with an itch…

Everyone’s got someone toxic they’d never claim in daylight but wouldn’t hesitate to hit up after dark.

from the pretentious to the professional,
everyone has a secret toxic penis they’ll “deny, deny, deny” but bend over for.
for me?
one of those midnight jackals is none other than martell holt.
now,
let’s be clear,
i’ve never sat and watched whatever reality show he is on.
every preview or clip i’ve seen of him,
he is sexy AF to me.

from the dragging he gets every season,
and off season,
he’s triflin’ when you actually date or let him breed.

if experience has taught us anything:

Triflin’ jackals tend to bring their best performance between the sheets.

word in the forests is that martell allegedly swings both ways…

…allegedly fonting,
of course.

do you see that facial?
those eyebrows?
that hair?
who would have thought that would be what the “the adjuster” looked like?

with the following alleged pipe leakage that an F-BI sent me,
was he packing another weapon somewhere else too?…

*raises hand*

i get a kick out of the aaron taylor-johnson divorce rumors.
ya’ll want that lady out of his life and you know what?
i don’t blame us.
the last run of 2024 is going to be aaron’s year.
how he has been looking for his pop outs for kraven and nosferatu…

this interview he had at the mtv emas lives rent free in my head…

Khalid speaking out after being outed,
and it’s clear that this hit deep.

truth is,
it doesn’t seem like khalid was ready to share his story.
that jackal decided to snatch that moment from him.
next,
we can’t tell khalid how to feel in a situation like this.
i’m gonna repeat that font:

We can’t tell Khalid how to feel in a situation like this.

how you would handle it,
is different to how i would handle it,
and how he is handling it.
everyone processes things differently.

so khalid came out with a video to explain his side and…