Category: HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP
this former NFL baller wolf comes in a pretty package(s)

i like to believe everyone has a fetish in the type of whatever they are into.
sometimes,
they have a couple in rotation.
some seek hairy bears,
others love a skinny age-appropriate twinks,
and many will stop what they are doing to get into a fat tail.
some males strictly are into feminine; others are obsessed with masculine.
there is the thrill of DL hunting; there is the comfort of those living out loud.
sidebar: i often wonder what is usually asked for at those “conventions”.
allegedly,
( x grindr blows up ) when they roll around but are they looking for decks or twinks?
there is just something about a muscular male being naked that drives stark mad.

hello,
welcome in to the Foxhole if you are new.
when they are thick and stacked AF,
forget it.
which is wild because once we see a drop,
many don’t live up to the sexual fantasies.
many are nice to look at but so dry in stroke resumes.
( x this ) is what i expect and its never like this.
it always comes off like many of them never had sex before.
as you know,
we love a muscular and stacked baller wolf around dese parts.
we have had a few ex-baller wolves get into sex work and it was a massive fail.
there is one former NFL baller wolf that gets it right for me tho.
Foxhole…
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the “on accident” eggplant that belongs to a “straight” attentionisto

if you a real “got a good photographic memory” type of muthaufucka,
you can track attentionistos by the size and length of their eggplants.
ones you THOUGHT were straight.
well,
i thought he was straight but i feel ya’ll got a “DUH” waiting for me.
for The Foxhole,
we get a ding in our senses.
so when i had a big azz ding about the following eggplant…
and the exceptionally round tail it was going in and out of
that made me put 2×2 together...
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i want to play with this big buddi
in the remake of child’s play back in 200-and something,
chucky went from “good guy” to “buddi”.tbh,
buddi was ugly and the remake was awful.
i can’t font for you but i’d love a real life big buddi doll for my fantasies.
he would have all the parts that i like:
big buddi bawdi
big buddi thighs
big buddi tail
big buddi meatz
big buddi facial
big buddi clean health status
big buddi age appropriate
i’m not looking to be with buddi,
because we don’t date the buddis,
but i’d love for him for playtime.
if i was to describe what he would look like,
he’d look like this especially:

mmm.
ever so often,
i come across a wolf that makes me want to play.in my bed.
this one is built just how i like a buddi…
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alexander skarsgård wuz like, “yes, and?” about messing with males before

…allegedly fonting,
of course.
so i randomly learned alexander skarsgård is best friends with jack mcbrayer,
who was on “kenneth” on “30 rock“.
i discovered this while not minding my business:

…and i thought it was really sweet tbh.
i love when i discover two people you’d never think are friends.
i made me realize the “friendships” with my polar opposites in my own life,
ones who we kept our friendships private,
they were either scared DLs or using me for my warmth.
Foxhole,
please be careful of these males only using you under the disguise of “friendship”.
while i was looking into more stuff about “pillion”,
which alexander stars in,
i learned he casually admitted recently that he allegedly dealt with other males before…
the OF star who isn’t a porno star but actually is kinda/sorta a porno star?

anyone who does any kind of sex work,
but tells us they aren’t porno stars aka “no sex” on their OF,
are living in la la land.
you know why i think this?
…because somewhere,
on someone else’s OF content,
they are full blown porno stars.
^that wolf with the bunz of a thousand pounds might not be a porn star on his own content,
but allegedly,
he damn sure is one somewhere else.
allegedly fonting,
of course.
so the other day,
i was looking at another OF wolf and was like,
waittttttttt hole TF up…..
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her tongue put the diggs in stefon diggs (get it? diggs because… ok)

before we start,
stefon diggs has a real fat tail.
i been peeping the side tail curves of the cheekage:
@nfl @S.DIGGSS love this bond 🫶 #stefondiggs #houston #texans #nfl #nflkickoff
♬ Little Life – Cordelia
look at when he turns to the side and walks away with some other vixen on his “shoot up all the clubs” tour:

insta-cheekage with the little jello jiggle when he walks.
we stan.
anyhoo,
some she-jackal said not only was she allegedly fuckin’ stefon,
but she diggs all in that cake of his.
get it?
cause his last name is…
okay,
so these are her alleged tweets…




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